“The federal government also impedes economic growth by interfering in the employer and employee relationship.” [Cain 2012, via @jonlovett]
“I emphatically deny that I have at any time under any circumstances ever said or remotely suggested that Mr. Hoover was a homosexual.” —LA Times reporter Jack Nelson in 1971, responding to J. Edgar’s fears he was about to be outed. [LAT, via TPM]
“A new woman alleging sexual harassment by presidential hopeful Herman Cain[!] will break her silence at a news conference with her powerhouse attorney Gloria Allred Monday afternoon in New York City, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.”

Ross Douthat, ignoring all evidence to the contrary, as well as common sense and a humanity he must have lost in a tragic childhood accident, thinks the last decade was a failure of meritocracy:
For decades, the United States has been opening paths to privilege for its brightest and most determined young people, culling the best and the brightest from Illinois and Mississippi and Montana and placing them in positions of power in Manhattan and Washington. By elevating the children of farmers and janitors as well as lawyers and stockbrokers, we’ve created what seems like the most capable, hardworking, high-I.Q. elite in all of human history.
And for the last 10 years, we’ve watched this same elite lead us off a cliff — mostly by being too smart for its own good.
We can’t disagree with Douthat’s general point that humility is the cure for hubris — the idea goes back to at least Socrates, who argued that acknowledging your own ignorance is the path to wisdom.
It’s pretty amazing that a U.S. manufacturer is on the cutting edge of this technology. Sure, the Nissan Leaf is arguably more advanced, but the Volt’s range is limited only by your ability to stay awake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOJMVbQnNIU
And if you want evidence that someone other than GM thinks the car is great, here’s an owner testimonial:
Title: “Dubs Goes to Washington: And Discovers the Greatness of America”
Authors: Dick Morris, Eileen McGann, Clayton J. Liotta
Rank: 8
Blurb: “Dubs Goes to Washington… and Discovers the Greatness of America is a book that teaches young children their first patriotic lessons. The star of the book is Dubs, our adorable golden retriever. Dubs has lost his beloved tennis ball in Washington, D.C. Your kids and grandkids — and, in fact, all kids from 4-8 — will love helping Dubs find it — and, in the process, will discover what makes America such an exceptional nation.”
Review: “Buying this book for your children is tantamount to child abuse.”
Customers Also Bought: “Sweet Land of Liberty” by Callista Gingrich, “We the People: The Story of Our Constitution” by Lynne Cheney, “The Children’s Book of Heroes” by William J. Bennett, “The Snow Angel” by Glenn Beck, and “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
Footnote: The next generation of stand-up comedians is going to be hilarious.
Dubs Goes to Washington [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]

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Mic Check! Im Drew from internet. We would like to propose tonight the purchase of occupywallstreet.net for the use of all of us. It is time sensitive because the person who owns it desperately wants to sell it and will sell it to anybody but we have put a stop on that for the day. I realize that this is a weird situation, but we would rather that you own it than say the Koch brotherss. The amount is $8,000. Just so everyone knows, we are about to take a temp check, not on the proposal, but on having it being addressed now based on the time situation.
F: (temp check mixed)
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