Preach Your Children Well
Title: “Dubs Goes to Washington: And Discovers the Greatness of America”
Authors: Dick Morris, Eileen McGann, Clayton J. Liotta
Rank: 8
Blurb: “Dubs Goes to Washington… and Discovers the Greatness of America is a book that teaches young children their first patriotic lessons. The star of the book is Dubs, our adorable golden retriever. Dubs has lost his beloved tennis ball in Washington, D.C. Your kids and grandkids — and, in fact, all kids from 4-8 — will love helping Dubs find it — and, in the process, will discover what makes America such an exceptional nation.”
Review: “Buying this book for your children is tantamount to child abuse.”
Customers Also Bought: “Sweet Land of Liberty” by Callista Gingrich, “We the People: The Story of Our Constitution” by Lynne Cheney, “The Children’s Book of Heroes” by William J. Bennett, “The Snow Angel” by Glenn Beck, and “Atlas Shrugged” by Ayn Rand.
Footnote: The next generation of stand-up comedians is going to be hilarious.
Dubs Goes to Washington [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon Kickback Link]
Maybe it’s just me, but when I saw that image in the mini-preview in Top Sites it looked more like a dong than a dog…
This is, of course, slightly biased since it wouldn’t be *entirely* unexpected for Stinque to have a dong on the front page. I suspect the average buyer of the book will never notice… ;)
Dubs licks feet, right?
@ManchuCandidate: I like feet…
@al2o3cr: Interestingly, I had that first-impression as well.
Exceptional? Most employed people are 2 paychecks away from disaster. We suck.
@JNOV:
I hope cyriak brought enough of that to share with the rest of the class. ;)
@ManchuCandidate: He also licks his dick and sniffs assholes, he also vomits and eats it, and has been known to shit on the carpet. Yes, Dubs is a Republican dog, all right (Is ‘Dubs’ a cutesy tribute to ‘Dubya’? Dick Morris is involved: anything is possible. And how can it possibly take 3 people to ‘write’ this shite?).
Who buys this book and the others like it? Freedom Works.
Fuck Dub, Dug from Up is my favorite golden retriever of all time.
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