Newsweek has Eric Holder as your new Attorney General.

Know very little about the guy besides the basic blurb: Columbia BA/JD, former judge, and (under Clinton) U.S. Attorney and Deputy A.G.  Connections to the Marc Rich pardon.  Connections to Bill/Hill.  On Barry’s veep-search committee, which came up with Biden.

(Of course, John Edwards and Eliot Spitzer would have been more likely picks, if not for their, um, shortcomings.  Also notable: Patrick Fitzgerald ain’t going nowhere — which is very good, because he is a good guy to have in Chicago.)

Keeping his Homeland Security Chair.

They mock us.

The Republicans need a new party chairman come January, and Townhall’s Matt Lewis has just the candidate.

He’s dynamic. He’s charming. He’s deep. He’s—

Fred Thompson?

Oh, yeah. And because GOP rules would require a female co-chairman, you know Matt’s choice for runningmate ain’t Olympia Snowe.

“With the party in the hands of a high-wattage Thompson-Palin tag team, I’m pretty sure that the two could seize the offensive and leave the new president in the dust,” Matt writes. “After four years of Obama’s socialist policies, something tells me that the American people are going to be ready for another tea party.”

Matt, we’ve got yer back on this one. Because while you’re waiting for your tea party, a Thompson-Palin tag team would guarantee the rest of us one helluva rave.

Can Palin and Thompson lead GOP tea party? [Politico]

Insane Old Fuck Is Enraged When He Discovers Everyone in His Neighborhood Prefers the Mooslim! Your neighbors know you suck!

The Psychogeezer will be spared no justice for his twisted campaign, a death march of mendacity and fear mongering that would have had Goering and Streicher dry humping his legs and licking the scars on his lying face.

While the addled Psychogeezer may have taken Arizona in the presidential vote, his home precinct of Colonnade took a rip-snorting dump on his lumpy, confused fucktard face, voting 55 percent for Obama and 42 percent for the confused wife-abandoner and organized crime suck-up.

The Arizona Republic has the details.

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Okay kids.  The Mormon Church sucks balls (and not in the good way) for giving all of their time and money to pass Prop H8 in California.  As covered earlier, they just don’t understand why we would be so pissed.  But pissed we are, and we don’t have to fucking explain it to them and now we are going to try to make them (literally) pay.

Although if you would like to watch a fun video that explains our side pretty well, I will direct you here to watch Dan Savage eviscerate Tony Perkins.

So if you would like to file a Tax-Exempt Organization Complaint with the IRS in the effort to revoke their tax-exempt status, just go to this website, print out the Pre-Filled IRS Form 13909 and the Official LDS Prop. 8 Letter as supporting documentation, fill in your information, and send it off to the taxman.

For your service to the Homofascist Army, there will be 37 hot, horny and hung virgins awaiting you in gay heaven.  Er…for those of you who are into that kind of thing.

Johnny Rotten pays the rent. Sellout or metapunk? You make the call!

A billion levels of awesome [Sadly, No!]

You blow twenty million bucks to deny Americans their rights as human beings, and what do you get for it? Grief.

“People of faith have been intimidated for simply exercising their democratic rights… These are not actions that are worthy of the democratic ideals of our nation. The end of a free and fair election should not be the beginning of a hostile response in America.”

That was a statement issued Friday by Mormon leaders, who apparently didn’t expect to be held accountable for their actions.

Which in no way is related to another statement from a church spokesman decrying other people of faith for exercising their democratic rights to vote against a Mormon candidate in the Republican presidential primaries:

“Latter-day Saints were just amazed to think there was such bigotry in the country.”

Because when you do it, it’s a matter of principle.

Mormon Church feels the heat over Proposition 8 [LAT]