Psychogeezer’s Home District Craps on the Old Fool’s Face in Presidential Race, Voting for Obama by 13 Percent Margin

Insane Old Fuck Is Enraged When He Discovers Everyone in His Neighborhood Prefers the Mooslim! Too Fucking  Bad, Asswipe! You Fucking Lost!

Insane Old Fuck Is Enraged When He Discovers Everyone in His Neighborhood Prefers the Mooslim! Your neighbors know you suck!

The Psychogeezer will be spared no justice for his twisted campaign, a death march of mendacity and fear mongering that would have had Goering and Streicher dry humping his legs and licking the scars on his lying face.

While the addled Psychogeezer may have taken Arizona in the presidential vote, his home precinct of Colonnade took a rip-snorting dump on his lumpy, confused fucktard face, voting 55 percent for Obama and 42 percent for the confused wife-abandoner and organized crime suck-up.

The Arizona Republic has the details.

What did the apocalypse baiting fucktard expect from a district occupied by people with options and educations? To vote for a guy who picks a running mate whose claim to fame is that she prays to God to steady her hand while she drops a bead on a bear from an airplane?

Colonnade followed a lot of the voting patterns of the rest of the world, according to The Economist‘s online global poll for the presidential run, where Obama took the whole world’s ‘electoral votes’ except for those bastions of democratic tradition, Cuba, Algeria, Iraq and the Congo. Psychogeezer, everyone could tell that even you didn’t believe your own lies – and no cares if you got to titfuck the Talibunny on the bus.

http://www.economist.com/vote2008/

No one knew better how fucking sideways the GOP had gone in the last 25 years, especially after the horrific smear campaign against you and your daughter in the 2000 campaign. No one had a better position to condemn its fascist madness and a better tutor than Barry Goldwater, who probably detected what a daddy’s boy asswipe you are.

In the end, you were another pathetic fucking company man, Psychogeezer. You begged RoveCo to lift its dick so you could chew the smegma off of its fucking balls. You became everything evil that vexed and destroyed you – and the people got all grossed out at the yellow shit you could never get off of your tongue.

4 Comments

I think PG enjoys being shit on. This time, not by professionals.

@rptrcub:
So he’s a fan of the Cleveland Steamer?

@ManchuCandidate: Just thinking of that makes me curl into the fetal position.

except for those bastions of democratic tradition, Cuba, Algeria, Iraq and the Congo

But even those came down to ballot imperfections. In Iraq, Black Eagle’s middle name was printed in 35 pt typeface, and in the Congo he was smeared as “That Luo”.

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