First it was silly putty, then it was balls, and now the Red State Strike Force is in formation to stop our socialist president from destroying America:

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Event		Details
	April 25 Quail Hunt	Free-range lawyers will be provided on site.
	May 16 Enhanced Interrogation Watch Party	Enjoy your favorite Gitmo moments, plus our new Blooper Reel!
	June 7 Alumni Paintball Fight	Teams from Justice and Defense compete to smear the most opponents.

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The socialist running dogs at Wells Fargo, a bastion of communist heresy that has so far taken $25 billion from American taxpayers, is rethinking its annual Las Vegas orgy, a rite of passage for bank mortgage originators who look forward to the event to get sex they don’t have to pay (directly) for, after Stinque.com beat the fuck out of Bank of America for throwing away money on its SuperBowl midget-fucking and baby-barbequing bacchanalia last week in Tampa.

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This is going to leave a mark:

California, the eighth largest economy in the world, is broke.

“People are going to be hurt starting today,” said Hallye Jordan, speaking on behalf of the state Controller. “There’s no money.”

Ahhnold terminated deh economee.

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Tom Daschle’s old Pontiac lasted more than 238,000 miles, and spewed god knows how much crap into the air.

Before He Got Senatized, Tom Daschle Used to Be Just Like Us [FamousDC, via Sully]

Can you imagine the desperation of these assclowns? 

The ubiquitous Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber” and “Joe the War Correspondent,” will soon add a new moniker to his profile — “Joe the Economist.” Politico reports that House GOP congressional aides decided to invite Wurzelbacher to a meeting on the stimulus in hopes that it will attract some media attention.

Yes, I know, he managed not to get himself killed or kidnapped when he was in Gaza.

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One of our favorite West Wing moments — besides Martin Sheen chewing up the scenery in Latin — involves a series of live remote interviews that President Bartlet gives to local TV morning shows.

The setup is simple: The camera light turns green, the feed is live. The light turns red, it’s safe to say what you really think about Rob Lowe’s acting.

Red, green, red, green, the segments continue. Only Bartlet misses a cue and tells a local anchor something he shouldn’t, leaving his staff to put out fires the rest of the episode.

The twist is that the “slip” is intentional. By pretending to be off-guard, Bartlet scores an important point that a conventional delivery wouldn’t achieve.

Which brings us to Rush Limbaugh.

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