Shoes for Industry

Like a Virgin

  • “Republican Party has sold its soul” (Chicago Tribune, December 7)
  • “After the Roy Moore debacle, it’s clear the Republican Party has lost its soul” (Daily News, November 14)
  • “The Republican Party needs to search for its soul” (Globe and Mail, August 2)

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The Ides of May

“Obama will officially launch his 2012 re-election campain, and no I’m not kidding, on Karl Marx’s birthday, May 5th! First, we learn that Earth Day was started on the birthday of Vladimir Lenin, the Communist butcher and founder of the USSR, now we learn that Barack Obama, America’s first Marxist president, is launching his campaign on the father of communism’s birthday? Come on, now. This is just too appropriate! How fitting!

“Coincidence? Stupid oversight? Or, an intentional middle-finger in the face of the American people?”

Freedom Post

  • May 5, 1260: Kublai Khan becomes ruler of the Mongol Empire.
  • May 5, 1640: King Charles I dissolves the Short Parliament.
  • May 5, 1809: The Swiss canton of Aargau denies citizenship to Jews.

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Allen West Wins World Record for Pregnant Pause

Allen West’s campaign manager takes issue with today’s report that Allen West finally said something batshit-crazy enough to make us drop our embargo on Allen West saying batshit-crazy things:

“One stupid reporter with a local publication misquoted the entire thing, and they all jumped on one press account without verifying,” said Edson. “It’s all typical West Wing marching orders for their friends in the press.”

To make his point, Mr. Edson submitted a tape of the quote in question.

Which, to our taste, only makes it better.

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Allen West Finally Says Something Stupid Enough to Merit Our Attention…

“West said Obama was ‘scared’ to have a discussion with him. He later said ‘he’s heard’ up to 80 U.S. House Democrats are Communist Party members, but wouldn’t name names.” [Palm Beach Post]

Modern Education

CA principal selling 350 pair shoe collection to save teaching jobs:

This is what teabagging results in, folks.

Greetings, Comrades!…

The Heritage Foundation downgrades the U.S. from a “free” country to “mostly free.” Right behind the lowest “free” country: Canada. [via Political Wire]

Sorry, the Asshole Nominations are Closed

Laura Bush on Muntader al-Zaidi:

“If Saddam Hussein had been there, the man wouldn’t have been released. And he probably, you know, would have been executed,” the First Lady said on “Fox News Sunday.”

Damn ingrate Iraqis. They don’t know how good they have it.

Shoe tosser lucky Saddam is outta power, says First Lady Laura Bush [Daily News]