“For most of the time they have been, and you know, I don’t mean any disrespect, but they’ve been treason media.” [ThinkProgress]

“Falling in love with you could really fuck up my plans for becoming President.” [GQ, via Poltical Wire]

Rod wants to hear the Safe Word only it's so hard to hear when his hands close around his lovers' throats.

Twisted GOP S&M freak and former Missouri House speaker Rod Jetton thinks battering and choking people is normal, everyday lovemaking, according to a recent legal complaint, just oh-s0-snuggy, yeah, and apparently oh-so-hot when your fist hammers through the bitch’s caps and, yeah, oh fucking yeah, when you choke the bitch unconscious and it feels so, like, oh, god, oh fucking yes, so like the first time you voted Republican.

Guys snugging guys or ladies snugging ladies, well, hey, that’s a crime against god and nature, Jetton decided in 2007 and, according to TMP Muckraker:

fired a state lawmaker from his committee chairmanship in 2007 because the lawmaker had changed a bill in order to end a state ban on gay sex — or what Jetton called “deviate sexual intercourse.”

When a lesbian buries her face between her lover’s legs, say, she needs to bite her genitals, beat her unconscious and rape her anally with a live rabid ferret apparently for the encounter to qualify as honest to god sex for Jetton. Maybe if all the homosexuals in the universe were able to prove that they beat the fuck out of each other during sex, Jetton would recant his position.

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And I thought I cut a wide swathe during law school:

Two more—two more!—Tiger Tails came out this morning. Are you sure you didn’t sleep with Tiger Woods? The Tiger Woods Mistress Dossier has been updated. The full list, after the jump.

1. Rachel Uchitel, The Original. Status: Previously talking. Now quiet.
2. Jamie Grubbs, The Tool Academy Alumni. Status: Talking.
3. Kalika Moquin. The One Who Won’t Rat. Status: Quiet.
4. Jamie Jungers, The Fan’s Fiancee. Status: Talking.
5. Cori Rist. The “Butter” Lover. Status: Quiet.
6. Mindy Lawton. The “Rag Doll” Neighbor. Status: Talking.
7. The Unnamed British TV Host. Status: Unknown.
8. The Unnamed Fourth Vegas Vixen. Status: Unknown.

[via: Gawker]

If the Democrats are going to compete with the likes of Vitter, Craig, and Ensign they’re going to have to do better than this:

Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT) did not disclose to the Justice Department anything about his personal relationship with a woman he recommended to be a United States Attorney, according to a Department official involved in the selection of federal prosecutors.

Shades of Paul Wolfowitz.

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Bill O’Reilly to Michele Bachmann:

“See, I’m not getting — to me, you’re a conservative Republican from a Midwestern — upper Midwestern state, who speaks her mind articulately, does her job. Why are they coming after you? I don’t get it.”

We should probably answer with a bullet list, but instead we’ll note something curious about the clip: “Both you and Sarah Palin are good-looking women,” adds LoofahMan. Does Bachmann do the Kitty Harris profile pose just for him?

Picture of Sanford's Poon Tango's Lair Where They Celebrated Sanford's Family Values With Some Savage Pestorking

Gov. Mark Sanford’s Argentinian poon tango’s identity has finally been revealed by an inquisitive press, determined to find out what kind of hot, dewy quivering piece of ass would temp the family-values fucktard to fly around the world for some attempted surreptitious pestorking.

Legendary Stinquer SanFranLefty is not budging from her contention that the poon tango is a schlong-packing transvestite, betting the mumber of tranny’s in Buenos Aires and Sanford’s political affiliation make it statistically improbable that his poon tango is really female. Still, despite SFL’s skepticism, the media has revealed some details about the affair’s protagonist.

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