Rielle Hunter Speaks!

“Falling in love with you could really fuck up my plans for becoming President.” [GQ, via Poltical Wire]


The photos of Rielle half-naked with a pearl necklace say one thing to me: Klassy!

@Pedonator: She looks like she’s about to masturbate with her kid’s Dora the Explorer doll. The shred of respect I had for her for keeping her trap shut has disappeared.

@SanFranLefty: Darling, not pictures of her.

BTW. What happened to B Walters’s face? WTF. She looks like a Muppet.


“If you’re gonna involve Kermit, Barney, and Dora, put your pants on!”

Did you know that Rielle Hunter’s family was involved in a confidence swindle called “The Horse Murders”, and that she was actually Jay McInerney’s inspiration for a roman a clef called Story of My Life ? It’s twoo! It’s twoo!

…or did you guys tell me about that? I get confused as I am so ancient and easily befuddled.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I knew the latter fact. And of course that her name really is Lisa Jo Druck, but I prefer “Alien Freak” for her name.

@Pedonator: It is a sad, sad day when I agree with something that bimbo Hasselbeck says, but she nailed that one.
I actually skimmed the first two pages of that “interview” and my IQ dropped 40 points.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: @SanFranLefty: I didn’t know any of that. People here truly know many things.

Elizabeth is going to pop a tumor when she sees her pearls on Johnny’s Jezebel.

I’m still not seeing pictures. It’s not like I’m obsessed or anything. I would like to make that clear. But still. Youtube? Anything?

BTW. I walked by Kafka’s house today. But I wasn’t sure I was there.

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