Mind Bleach

If You Hoped to Go to Your Grave Without Seeing a Naked Self-Portrait of George W. Bush in the Shower, You’ve Just Failed

Audacious Hack Exposes Bush Family Pix, E-Mail [Smoking Gun]

Six Degrees of Masturbation

In Brazil, they know how to sell hand sanitizers.

[BuzzFeed, via The Loop]

Pumping Iron

In anticipation of tonight’s Veep debate….here’s Smithers trying to look like Ahnold.

[SF Chronicle]

Joe Biden Satisfies His Woman

[via Political Wire]

But Paul Ryan is Totally a Situation Dude…

“I’m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she’s gotten. She’s lost weight. She’s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun.” —Mitt Romney, making his case for why Americans should despise him forever. [WaPo, via Political Wire]

The Management Cannot Take Responsibility for Ruining Your Lunch…

“Too many of the so-called Tea Party groups are jerking off Mitt Romney.” —Judd Saul of Iowa’s Cedar Falls Tea Party. [Weigel]

Most Awesome and Hilarious NYT (Paper or Blog) Headline. EVAH!

Without further comment…

[NYT Motherlode]