But Paul Ryan is Totally a Situation Dude

“I’m kind of a Snooki fan. Look how tiny she’s gotten. She’s lost weight. She’s energetic. Just her spark-plug personality is kind of fun.” —Mitt Romney, making his case for why Americans should despise him forever. [WaPo, via Political Wire]


Mittens is on a roll. Is Snooki his campaign manager? Because it looks like about that level of intelligence and competence.

Romney/Ryan 2012: DTF (over 99% of the country out of their moneez)

How tiny she’s gotten… Like the wealth of the middle class.

ADD. Apple is gonna break 700. What?

@Benedick: Apple is gonna break 700. What?

I’m proud to have Done My Part last night, right after Childrens Hospital and NTSF:SD:SUV.

Snooki is a GOPer… which says a lot about the GOP considering how dumb she is.

We’ve come a long way. Twenty years ago, national GOP candidates were condemning unwed TV mothers.

See, he’s just a regular guy you’d want to have a Postum with….

How do we solve a problem like Maria?
How do we hold a moonbeam in our hand…

Wait. What?

Add a Comment
Please log in to post a comment