“Our best estimate is that the Obamacare will cost 11 to 14 cents per pizza, or 15 to 20 cents per order from a corporate basis.” —Papa John’s founder and Romney donor John Schnatter, explaining why your couch change is the death of freedom. [Slate]
Horrorshows
When we last checked in with Talibunny spawn Bristol Palin, she was busy filming her reality show and opining about the dangers of gay marriage. Here’s a new clip released by the producers of her show where she and her sister Willow just laugh and laugh when her toddler son calls Aunt Willow “faggot.” Pity the child’s future kindergarten teacher.
[LGBTQ Nation: Where Did a Three-Year Old Learn ‘Faggot’?]
Well, not really, but I’m starting to wonder what’s up with Mittens and his fellow dog abusers.
From Dogs Against Romney:
On Monday, Romney will be the beneficiary of a fundraiser that is being hosted for him by Fred Malek. Who is Malek? He is the former President of Marriott Hotels and Northwest Airlines; former assistant to U.S. Presidents Richard Nixon and H.W. Bush; and former National Finance Committee Co-Chair for John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign.
Fred Malek is also part of a group of men who were arrested after killing and barbecuing a dog in a city park in Peoria, IL in 1959.
Stinquers who are old enough to remember Watergate may also know Malek as the Nixon advisor who vowed to drive all the Jews out of the Labor Department.
But really, barbecuing a dog? What kind of sick twisted fuck would do that? Sadly, it is true. WARNING: The following may shock and horrify anyone who has a conscience or a shred of humanity.
“I was out on a [oil] lease at one time and I got attacked by a turkey. Wait until you get attacked by a turkey. You will know the fear that a turkey can invoke in a person. And so I beat it with a club. That was all I could do. I wish that I had a gun with me.”
Our Stinque Film Festival continues with this Felliniesque Hitchcockian entry from celebrated auteur Herman Cain!, originally titled La Dolce Pollo.
[via Political Wire]
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