Six more things pushing me towards that inevitable psychotic meltdown:

1) D.L. Hughley – I have never sought this person out.  On the few occasions when I’ve been watching CNN and he has appeared, he has not been funny.  Yet his entire job is to be funny.  Why does he have a show, much less a career?

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Bobby Jindal admits he made up the Katrina story he told during his response to President Obama’s speech.

I thought Catholics weren’t allowed to lie ….

Jindal Admits Katrina Story Was False [TPM]

The Heart and Soul of the 21st Century GOP: Neonazis, Snakehandlers, Psychopathic Theocrats and Neomedievalists! A Party for the Totally Fucked!

The GOP’s monstrous miscalculation in courting snakehandlers, neonazies and neomedievalists over the last 30 years is coming home to roost with rising cadres of the twisted, disenfranchised outcasts forming up into massive, ultraviolent Adkisson Brigades, a raging stormfront of barking madness, hate and unquenchable racist fury, a recent report has found.

The Southern Poverty Law Center released a report this week that found neonazi outfits has grown by more than 54 percent in the last eight years, whipped into face-biting frenzies, no doubt, by declining economies in the American heartland as well as the right wing media and hatecaster community’s frenzied fear mongering and veiled white power booyahs on behalf of the Republican Party.

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RNCs Promise to Crush Dissent and Treasonous Collaboration With All Due Brutality and Single Minded Fanaticism Delights the Party Faithful

Newly appointed RNC Chairman Michael Steele is preparing to stomp the three GOP Senators who crossed the aisle and voted in favor of the recently passed economic revitalization package, to punish heretical moderation that threatens to forestall the party’s hysterical, psychopathic march to cataclysmic implosion.

At once, the party uberfuhrer will prove his bona fides as a grinning fanatic and as the ultimate enforcer of the GOP by bringing down his boot on the throats of party apostates. “Collaboration is surrender. The party says to them, ‘those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live’,” Steele spat at Neil Cavuto during Cavuto’s regularly scheduled Fox News hatecast on February 23.

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Hey, the drugs ain't doing it for you any more, asshole? No? Really? Hahahahahahaha!

Impotent sex tourist, drug addict and de facto voice of the psychoconservative right Rush Limbaugh is calling for all out war on Democrats on his nationally syndicated hatecast, equating them with rapists and murderers, indicating the twisted freak is inching ever closer to a full-bore nervous breakdown and, we hope and pray, a very public and very bloody suicide.

Yes, asshole, America is totally fucking doomed now that you facists have given it away to the communists. There is just no use living here anymore. You’re right. Best you find a bridge that can endure your colossal weight and jump before, heaven forbid, a Democratic Congress votes funds to repair it, you immense fat fuck!

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Scooter-pie Has the Goods On Cheney. When Will He Talk?

Insane genocidal maniac Dick Cheney is living in obvious terror that Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby is going to fuck him over big-time for not securing the presidential pardon that was obviously part of the deal for Scooter-pie to take the fall for outing Valerie Plame, one of the largest and most damaging breaches of intelligence security in modern history as, no shit, Plame’s brief was nuclear non-proliferation, arguably relevant now that the Taliban are one short war away from securing a nuclear party favor of their own.

Anyway, here’s the deal. Cheney was quite used to a very orderly deliberative process in the executive branch. Petroleum company executives, lunatics from the Project for a New American Century, the American Enterprise Institute or sundry fascist front think-tanks and his old employers at Halliburton would call and tell him how they could make some easy money together or advance some lunatic ultra-rightist fantasy. Cheney would get up from his desk, march into Caligutard’s office, wake him from his usual drunken stupor, lift his penis and command Caligutard to chew the smegma from his genitals.

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While you’re sitting around worrying about putting food on your family during the Bush Recession/Depression, some people are still out there spending money and adding value:

A museum for the Jackson Five is to be built in Nigeria, American developers have announced, as part of a $3.4bn (£2.4bn) luxury resort including concert halls, golf courses, casinos – and a memorial for Africa’s former slave trade.

The Badagry Historical Resort, located near Badagry’s former slave port, will include a multimillion pound memorial, slave history theme park, five-star hotel and Jackson Five museum. The project is supported in part by Marlon Jackson, one of Michael Jackson‘s brothers.

This is the family that brought you La Toya and Neverland Ranch – how bad could it be?

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