Oh, Top Gear challenges. This one here is the best one, but there are many others.
Boy, if there were ever an appropriate time to post this video, this is the time.
In response to the Orly Taitz motion to depose Hillary to prove up the forged birth certificate, the other side should simply say: “I’m sorry, mack. The lady of the house ain’t home. And, besides: we mailed you people a check last week!”
Because I thought you’d need a palate cleanser after a week 0f John Ensign, Sarah Palin, and the GOP senator desperate enough to mistake David Brooks for a bottom.
Ladies and gentlemen: it’s been a long day. We need some culture, I think. I give you Sviatoslav Richter and Rita.
Item, per Washington Post:
D.C. Council member Marion Barry was arrested last night and charged with stalking a woman after the woman reported that Barry was “bothering her” as the two traveled in separate vehicles in Anacostia Park, police said this morning.
Is the correct response…
(A) If only the Nats had that kind of determination.
(B) No drugs involved? That arrest shouldn’t count, then.
(C) He was in a rush to a rally supporting traditional marriage. That’s all.
(D — all together now!) Bitch set him up.

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Also, guess what $400,000 in educational debt prevents you from doing?
More on this story here.
This is my favorite Warner Bros. cartoon EVAR. Post a link to yours in the comments. And yes – I am basically a big six-year-old. Deal.
D.C. Council member Marion Barry was arrested last night and charged with stalking a woman after the woman reported that Barry was “bothering her” as the two traveled in separate vehicles in Anacostia Park, police said this morning.
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