Item, per Washington Post:
D.C. Council member Marion Barry was arrested last night and charged with stalking a woman after the woman reported that Barry was “bothering her” as the two traveled in separate vehicles in Anacostia Park, police said this morning.
Is the correct response…
(A) If only the Nats had that kind of determination.
(B) No drugs involved? That arrest shouldn’t count, then.
(C) He was in a rush to a rally supporting traditional marriage. That’s all.
(D — all together now!) Bitch set him up.