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Also, guess what $400,000 in educational debt prevents you from doing?

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They probably could’ve nabbed him by yelling “ollyollyoxenfree!” too.

“But a group of five state appellate judges decided this spring that his student loans were too big and his efforts to repay them too meager for him to be a lawyer.”

I’m confused. Haven’t any of these people actually met a lawyer?

@blogenfreude: the glasses are bad enough, but that schmata on his head?

@Benedick: The judges probably graduated from law school in the days when tuition was affordable and universities didn’t view the law school as the cash cow to milk for $50 K a year per student.

@SanFranLefty: You mean BDR? [BDR = before doc review]

And today’s Hoekstra goes to:

“People around the world watched and were inspired as people in Iran risked their lives to vote,” [Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.)] said. “New Yorkers deserve the same. They deserve the right to vote, the right to make their own decision.”

Why is it that the “Marco” story reminds me of a New Yorker cartoon?

@Serolf Divad: A highly improbable path to the expected outcome?

TJ: Jenny fires another salvo. Money quote:

There is no question that Mark’s behavior is inexcusable. Actions have consequences and he will be dealing with those consequences for a long while.

@Mistress Cynica: What is all this shit from the bible and Desmond Tutu. Someone needs to get her a Stinque Zombie Bible so she can observe the instructions of Galloshians 3:12, “If thine husband chaseth the poon tango adulterously, rippeth his liver from his body and eat it in front of him.”

@Mistress Cynica: The Associated Press should not be confused with Columbia, S.C. marriage counselors, and I think that even if they don’t have coverage on the health insurance for it, they can cover the cost of a therapist. Really, instead of “get a room,” I’m hollerin’ “get a shrink, you two!”

@FlyingChainSaw: Maybe she thinks the Zombie Bible wouldn’t apply in this case because Mark obviously has no “Braaaaiiiiiins! Braaaaiiiiins!”

@SanFranLefty: She needs to bayonet him in his sleep. The jury would burst into applause.

@Jamie Sommers: That is why Galloshians 3:12 is so prophetic. It predicts Sanford’s brainlessness and directs the cuckolded spouse to munch out on the sinner’s liver.

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