Your Moment of Nom
Because I thought you’d need a palate cleanser after a week 0f John Ensign, Sarah Palin, and the GOP senator desperate enough to mistake David Brooks for a bottom.
Naturally all I can think of is the episode of “South Park” where the boys discover that the Peruvian pan flute bands playing on every other street corner are the only thing keeping the guinea pigs from taking over the world.
I like watermelon too.
Bet you a dollar Ensign keeps one of these up his ass when his Promise Keeper buddies aren;t around to shout scriptural prohibitions about shoving small animals up your ass.
@FlyingChainSaw: Some of us are about to eat dinner, darling.
Threadjack Alert: World’s Strongest Vagina: http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/
This is the best thing I have ever read.
I’m disappointed. None of them jump out of boxes.
Promnight: There is a “black hole” joke in there somewhere, but it’s been a long day and I can’t find it. Sorry.
@Promnight: I’m looking forward to the tractor pull.
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