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All In

Remarks have been made elsewhere on this site this afternoon about the American Family Association’s stance in re mosques. Which is: no mosques in the United States — anywhere.

Naturally, this is probably a “move-the-goalposts” moment — making a ban on a mosque in Lower Manhattan seem reasonable, etc. But a commenter over at TPM came with this:

Every teabagging idiot that agrees with this fuckwit while whining about Obama “ignoring the Constitution” should get a copy of the First Amendment nailed to their forehead.

Normally, the commentariat at mass-market sites have a shockingly high level of stupid. (You can’t read a news story on CNN anymore without running into ten mouthbreathing morons.) But this commenter parked it, like Mark McGuire in the bad-old days.

And so: we should run a special, teabagger-only poll….

Pick one, teabaggers — and death is not an option: (A) The Constitution. (B) Ban all mosques.

Push it on the right-wing blogs. Cross-post on Free Republic. The whole smash. Time to call their bluff.

chicago bureau
8:30 pm • Wednesday • August 11, 2010
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Phyllis Diller is 93

She’s alive, although Dick Cheney might beat her to the grave:

Happy Birthday Phyllis.

Steve in Manhattan
6:30 pm • Saturday • July 17, 2010
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This One’s For You, Tony

The joke just writes itself, really.

I mean, I’m not expecting Tony to go to NASCAR events or high school football games in September on Friday nights. But: for fuck’s sake.

(Incidentally, Barry & Plugz went golfing on Saturday, according to same linked wire article. A little less upper-crust than yachting, to be fair. But still — noted.)

ADD: For no good reason, post-jump…. Yacht Rock.

chicago bureau
10:54 am • Sunday • June 20, 2010
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Nothing

I got nothing, so here’s something:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMG5B-Lwokw

Steve in Manhattan
9:00 pm • Saturday • April 10, 2010
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A Civilization in Decline, Chapter MMMCDLVII…

All of Mariah Carey’s dreams have come true, now that four types of Hello Kitty wine are set to hit the market. For who knows drinks better than a tiny cat without a mouth, eh? [Jezebel]