Phyllis Diller is 93
She’s alive, although Dick Cheney might beat her to the grave:
Hee. Dick Cheney would be in my death pool, but the man JUST WILL NOT DIE.
@chicago bureau:
Hell keeps sending him back because the devil doesn’t want the competition.
TJ / Am I the only one that gets just a little glee from reading this? Anti-tax pigfuckers reverting to the 19th century…
phyllis…a TRUE pioneer for women comics. i want a ringtone with her laugh. she has her “fang” i have my ratbastard. she’s one of my idols…
stay alive phyl ! go be dead, dicky.
@al2o3cr: Subsidized roads are socialism. So are subsidized libraries, schools, police and fire departments. But subsidies to big Ag and oil companies are patriotic. Get with the program.
@ManchuCandidate: I thought Hell is the undisclosed location.
@Walking Still:
Could be but I suspect that Satan doesn’t even want him to visit.
@ManchuCandidate: If Old Nick can have a fling with Saddam, he might let Cheney come down for some duck hunting.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Weeping Angel Imagine going from hope to Fascism in less than two decades enabled by greedy ass (millionaire)…
NOJO • Nightmare at the Museum From the last time he threatened to bomb Iran, 2020. Remember that one? All a misty blur now.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: I have birthright citizenship in Cascadia, so I think I’m good.
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Only the sane parts... like the West coast, New England (minus the Bruins and…
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @ManchuCandidate: So, can you guys annex us now?
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! PP is done. 51st state, my ass.
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: No, but my government was.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @nojo: Were you kidnapped?
NOJO • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! @FlyingChainSaw: I’ve spent the past five weeks looking like Astronaut Dave going through the…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP TARIFFS UNLEASHING FURY OF CANADIANS - AND THEIR LEGENDARY SNIPERS! NOJO - HOW COME WE'RE NOT COVERING KRASNOV?