Laughing All the Way to the Bank
Title: “The Obama Diaries”
Author: Laura Ingraham
Rank: 5
Blurb: “Major media outlets love to describe the president as ‘no drama Obama,’ but The Obama Diaries tells a different tale. Through these ‘diary entries,’ readers will see past the carefully constructed Obama façade to the administration’s true plans to ‘remake America.'”
Sample Entry: Michelle on being First Lady: “I’ll be damned if all this fabulosity is going to go to waste reading Dr. Seuss to snot-nosed kids all day.” (January 23, 2009)
Review: “Obama is a cash cow for these neocons. He’s done more for them than Bush ever could.”
At Least We Can All Agree On Something: “Monolithic New York publishers can’t get enough of Conservative wisdom translated to the literary form. In a word, ‘Cha-ching!'”
Customers Also Bought: “Can America Survive?: 10 Prophetic Signs That We Are The Terminal Generation,” by John Hagee.
Footnote: “That’s My Bush!” sucked, too.
The Obama Diaries [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]
Laura Ingraham, the Kenny Banya of Political Comedians.
Since when are imagined diary entries ‘literature’?
@blogenfreude: Anais Nin?
@blogenfreude: Hunter Thompson?
Call of Cthulhu! Oh, wait. You said, “imagined diaries.” My bad.
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)