My torts professor schools my former governor regarding what is and is not torture. Pataki is dumber than a bag of hammers:
How lame is this? And love the token black guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StxlCF5_z1o
They’re like teabagging zombies. And why was this never aired? Because the ‘adults’ at the NRSC realized this was ritual seppuku.
The GF points out that the Japanese find our new sexual assault model for airport screening quite amusing:
Jalopnik asked me the question, so I thought I would ask my fellow Stinquers – what’s the most white trash car of all time? One Jalopnik commenter beat me to my choice – the Chevy El Camino. So what’s your choice, and what white trash car have your owned? Mine is probably the Olds 88 wagon I owned for about a year, complete with fake wood trim and a leaky aftermarket sunroof.
Tonight it’s Julia’s Carbonnades a la Flamande (Belgian Beef and Onions Braised in Beer):
It’s been in the news lately … I just love big expensive mechanical things:
I heard him play this Bach Sarabande at Lincoln Center in 2004, also as an encore. I wept.


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