
One of these Wendys is not like the other.
hyp·o·crite
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English ypocrite, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hypokritēs actor, hypocrite, from hypokrinesthai
Date: 13th century
1. a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion;
2. a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings.
Senator David Vitter (R-LA) has called on Senator Roland Burris (D-IL) to resign. Senator Vitter, you’ll recall, refused to resign when exposed as a hooker fucker.
Despite his own refusal to resign after admitting to being a former patron of the “DC Madam”, Vitter dismissed the notion that his demands of Burris are hypocritical. “I honestly don’t know anybody who would compare these situations. They are dramatically different,” Vitter said.


I’ve always thought of Saab as a purveyor of somewhat-overpriced, solidly-built, safe cars. Their clutches always seemed a little grabby to me. On the other hand, Saab is smart enough to put the ignition switch on the floor so it won’t turn your knee into hamburger in a front-end collision. About 10 years ago I almost bought a 9-3 convertible, but settled for an SHO instead.
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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?