Today on his radio show, Glenn Beck described the Norwegian summer camp where more than 80 kids were senselessly slaughtered as a “Hitler Youth” camp that is “indoctrinating” children with a liberal world view.

The Sturmabteilung outfit really brings out the eyes, asswipe.

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The Preznit of These United States will be speaking to Our Exceptional Indebted Nation at 9 p.m. ET, in order to explain the necessary Austerity Measures that will only affect the Already Austere. If you’d like to see how millionaires speak to peasants, tune in.

“A man suffered life-threatening burns Monday after a portable toilet he was using exploded, apparently after he lit a cigarette.” [Raw Story]

“With its Sarah Palin documentary ‘The Undefeated’ increasing its playdates by 40 percent this weekend, only to watch box office revenue decline by more than 63 percent, distributor Arc Entertainment announced Sunday that the film will soon be available on pay per view.” [Yahoo]

If we understand the timing, Our Exceptional Nation actually hit its debt ceiling back in May, but thanks to a high-stakes shell game over at Treasury, nobody noticed. Entropy being what it is, however, the shells aren’t being shuffled as fast as they were, and eventually they’ll come to a full stop on August 2.

The other nominal deadline in the news was last Friday, which The Preznit set as the last possible moment to achieve a Grand Sellout Bargain. Any cocktail-napkin deals signed off by then would still have needed to be translated into actual mind-numbing legislation and passed by Congress, and allowing two weeks for that would be cutting things short, what with other national emergencies like Demon Light Bulb legislation to tend to.

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Phyllis Siegel, 76, right, kisses her wife Connie Kopelov, 84, after exchanging vows at the Manhattan City Clerk’s office with New York City Council Speaker Christine C. Quinn in attendance, back left.  Siegel and Kopelov have been partners for more than 20 years, and had the honor of being the first gay couple married in Manhattan on the first day New York State’s Marriage Equality Act went into effect.

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Jonathan Ross does a great job, as usual – and she looked great without the pouffed-up hair:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1iu52L9mUk