One so deplores the insistence on winning! As if it were bounceyball. Or tightpantsball. To take our minds off The Book of Mormon winning everything in sight (hello! no surprise) and Warhorse being Best Play (compared to what? How come The Normal Heart was Best Revival? Has it been produced on Broadway before? I think not. Of course it’s dreadful writing, Kramer can’t write for shit, but was effective agit-prop for its time and is just the kind of tripe the Tony voters love to vote for—but that’s not why we’re here. Let’s talk about important stuff. Stuff that concerns real Americans like you and… well, other people. What is this insistence the theatre is somehow gay? Where did that come from? Harvey Fierstein? Yes, it involves a certain amount of prancing about in tights or sailor suits but, I ask you, what’s gay about that? It could be a Republican fund raiser almost anywhere. Anyhow, that’s not why we’re here. We don’t have to talk about the Tonys. Which is just as well because no one here watched it. So if Cheyenne Jackson whipped out his whanger and dick-slapped Neil Patrick Harris (Pause) none of us would know. Because none of us watched it. And I think that’s a good thing. As Beijing goes Rogers & Hammerstein all the time America goes Huh?).

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Rick Perry, who’s rumored to be considering a challenge to Mitt Romney for Best GOP Candidate Hair, wants America to return to Biblical Microeconomics:

I think in America from time to time we have to go through some difficult times — and I think we’re going through those difficult economic times for a purpose, to bring us back to those Biblical principles of you know, you don’t spend all the money.

Veteran political handicapper Jesus H. Christ agrees:

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“An eccentric California salvage diver is fishing for proof that al Qaeda overlord Osama bin Laden is really dead… ‘I’m doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world,’ [Bill] Warren told The Post.” [NY Post, via TPM]

Dick		Role
	Anthony Weiner	Launched the Battle of the Bulge.
	Andrew Breitbart	After proclaiming to take the high road, showed the Cock Shot to Opie & Anthony.
	“Dan Wolfe”	Discovered the Dick Tweet; disappeared after his own past turned out less than upstanding.

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Oh holy sweet Mother of the 8 pound 4 ounce Baby Jesus, Clarence Clemons can play a saxophone.

He had a stroke today.

Get well, Big Man. We want to see more of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e4-20tqC4A

“Rep. Anthony Weiner took numerous photos of himself — clothed and partially nude — at the HouseMembers Gym and sent them to at least one woman … raising questions about whether he used Congressional resources in his online exploits.” [TMZ]

Title: “Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America”

Author: Ann Coulter

Rank: 3

Blurb: “The demon is a mob, and the mob is demonic. The Democratic Party activates mobs, depends on mobs, coddles mobs, publicizes and celebrates mobs — it is the mob. Sweeping in its scope and relentless in its argument, Demonic explains the peculiarities of liberals as standard groupthink behavior. To understand mobs is to understand liberals.”

Review: “She is absolutely correct in targeting the French Revolution as the polluted source of Leftism and the violence and degeneracy that inevitably follow.”

Customers Also Bought: “Through My Eyes”, by Tim Tebow

Footnote: We’re trying to remember the last time Ann Coulter was relevant. Was Bubba still President?

Demonic [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]