“While Obama was addressing the nation last night, Donald Trump was hosting a cat-fight between NeNe and Starr Jones, voting off some chick named Hope, and making an ‘historic’ decision to bring back LaToya Jackson.” [Sully]

- Thought there would be more virgins here.
- This neighborhood has really gone downhill recently.
- Drafty. Walls full of holes.
Think it’s Fox wishes our Preznit dead:

President Obama: “The United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin Laden.”
Previously…
CNN is citing “multiple sources” that the U.S. “has the body of Osama Bin Laden”. President Obama to deliver national address in minutes.
CNN: Osama killed in Afghanistan (update: Pakistan). Presumption is that DNA tests were conducted prior to making the call.
CNN: “Actionable U.S. intelligence” on Osama’s location prompted strike. Osama killed in mansion outside Islamabad — Pakistan — with family members.
CNN: “Human operation, not a drone.”
Bonus Update! The inevitable Fox chyron:

[SarahSpain@Twitpic]
And he will never be held accountable:
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Author: Ron Paul
Rank: 24
Blurb: “Dr. Paul writes that to believe in liberty is not to believe in any particular social and economic outcome. It is to trust in the spontaneous order that emerges when the state does not intervene in human volition and human cooperation.”
Review: “He is not unlike Voltaire was in the 18th century, a constant voice of liberty in the face of persistent tyranny and corruption by those in power.”
Customers Also Bought: “Where’s the Birth Certificate?: The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President”, by Jerome Corsi
Footnote: Libertarians live in the best of all possible worlds.
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