Jesunazis On PR Offensive to Popularize Theocratic Dystopianism and Fascism
The Jesunazis are having a hard time finding love and acceptance after working as indefatigable footsoldiers to the psychoconservative Right whose wanton corruption, diabolical greed and insatiable violence has Western civilization poised on the brink of irreparable catastrophe. The lastest game by the Jesufascist Right is: Who us? We’re not genocidal monsters who’ve spent the last 30 years calling for the transformation of America into a lilywhite, evangelical theocratic dystopia and the complete annihilation of the non-white, non-evangelical world. We’re just these huggy people who go to a building once a week to talk about God, yeah, that’s right, just like the Jewish people, the Mormons, the Orthodox and the deceived slaves of the Scarlet Whore of Rome the Catholics. Yeah, we’re just one big huggy, snuggy like bugs-in-a-ruggy gang of God-loving people.
Rather than act on the courage of their convictions and bark their sieg heils in defeat the way they did in victory, the Jesufascist Right is off on a whining campaign to denounce the labels they wore like crusaders’ tunics after the GOP adopted and set them off to help the Republicans seize and loot America, starting with the initial campaign of Ronald Reagan, a president who died in a puddle of his own shit, in part, because the Jesufascist Right demanded Caligutard eliminate stem cell research and any science they found ungodly in exchange for their campaign services. Next challenge: finding a way to rebrand apocalyptic fascism and fanatical genocidal fury in a Disneyesque style.
In this month’s Christianity Today, Gary Bauer, president of American Values, is quoted: “There is an ongoing battle for the vocabulary of our debate,” said “It amazes me how often in public discourse really pejorative phrases are used, like the ‘American Taliban,’ ‘fundamentalists,’ ‘Christian fascists,’ and ‘extreme Religious Right.’ ” Gary must have missed the last 30 years of the fanatical Right clawing for control of the country. These assholes weren’t talking about advocating municipal tree planting.
The Jesunazis howled their battle cry in the 1970s, declaring war on an America that they would transform into a crushing fascist dystopia, replete with ritual burnings of homosexuals and non-Christians and anyone displaying apparent satanic tendencies or sympathies; the demolition of public schools; suspension of the 13th and 14th Amendments; nullification of Roe vs. Wade; the dismantling of all art or music that doesn’t celebrate their interpretation of Jesus; armed religious police in every hospital to immediately execute medical staff or women who discuss or attempt contraception or abortion; the abandonment of science as devil’s entertainments; and the suspension of the constitution and its replacement with Jerry Falwell’s biography.
Of course, the psychoconservative Right saw this movement’s blood-boiling fanaticism as indicative of a crowd that would make the perfect GOP SS, a lunatic crew that could be marshaled as cheap labor in campaigns and sure votes against the satanic Center and Left. Caligutard’s own conversion to Christ, witnessed by the #1 Jesufascist, Billy Graham, was a play for this drug-addled, drunken schlong-gobbling cheerleader to appear as if he was grabbing his ankles for Jesus instead of Skull & Bones brethren and would deliver America to the Jesufascist Right to savage to their delight.
Caligutard brought them the closest to their dream. His administration wantonly invaded an Islamic nation and brought death and dismemberment to hundreds of thousands of Muslims; he railed against Roe; he established an Office of Jesus to provide loot to his most dedicated Jesufascist footsolders; he defunded science and decried it as witchcraft; he burned the constitution that protected the heathen hoards. The solid block of votes the Jesufascist Right provided allowed a psychopathic twit, holding an agenda written by the monsters Eisenhower warned us of, to drive America to the brink of cannibal anarchy.
In any civilization with any historic awareness, the Jesunazis would simply be called fucking collaborators. Is there room on the bus to The Hague?