God Forgives Sarah Palin for Quitting Her Office and Refusing a Lowball Renewal Offer From Fox

Turkey Escapes From Fox…

“It’s my understanding that Gov. Palin was offered a contract by FOX, and she decided not to renew the arrangement… She remains focused on broadening her message of common-sense conservatism across the country and will be expanding her voice in the national discussion.” [Real Clear Politics]

Hilarious Comedian Hijacks Sarah Palin’s Twitter Account

Don’t Mess With Kansas…

“Hello, Texas!” —Sarah Palin robocall endorsing a Republican Senate candidate, which reached Kansas instead. [Topeka Capital Journal, via Political Wire]

The Stinque Comeback Challenge: Which Side?…

“She’ll reveal a different side of her than you’ve seen before.” —The Today Show website, promoting Sarah Palin’s guest-hosting appearance Tuesday. [CNN]

It’s Not Yet Spring, But the Turdblossoms are Already in Bloom…

“Karl Rove mockingly dismissed the value of Sarah and Todd Palin’s endorsements on a private conference call today, noting that their backing of Newt Gingrich in Alaska ‘demonstrated that endorsements don’t mean snot.'” Mitt Romney won Alaska last night. Gingrich came in fourth. [BuzzFeed, via Political Wire]

Happy Half-Governor Day!

Our guest columnist sought power, accepted it eagerly, and chose to return to life as a citizen rather than complete a first term.

Celebrating George Washington’s birthday is an American tradition to honor our first president. Though Presidents’ Day is now the more commonly-used term, and has expanded to include all presidents, the legal term for this federal holiday remains Washington’s Birthday.

We honor President Washington, not because he was flawless; he was not. He was, however, the epitome of self-sacrifice — both as a soldier and a statesman. It was that sacrifice that helped make America what it was destined to become. We honor him because of what he accomplished and the manner in which he approached service to this nation: with a servant’s heart.

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