It’s Not Yet Spring, But the Turdblossoms are Already in Bloom
“Karl Rove mockingly dismissed the value of Sarah and Todd Palin’s endorsements on a private conference call today, noting that their backing of Newt Gingrich in Alaska ‘demonstrated that endorsements don’t mean snot.'” Mitt Romney won Alaska last night. Gingrich came in fourth. [BuzzFeed, via Political Wire]
Karl knows snot.
I love the smell of internecine GOP warfare in the morning.
@Serolf Divad:
Karl sounds like an elitist RINO. Purge him!
Hilly billies vs the country club.
I feel like James T Kirk looking at the Black/White and White/Black aliens fighting on the bridge… except I’m laughing.
@ManchuCandidate: I’ve never stopped laughing at that episode. I’m pretty generous with Star Trek allegories, but that was over-the-top absurd.
@nojo:
I know. But it was the lousy 3rd season.
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