Our Brain Hurts A Lot

Dramatis Personæ:
- Megan Carpentier, née Anonymous Lobbyist, fired from Wonkette on January 18, 2008, by Ken Layne: Executive Editor of Raw Story.
- Ken Layne, Wonkette editor/Designated Villain: Bought Wonkette, sold Wonkette, last seen cowering with other Gawker castoffs at The Awl.
- Jim Newell, Wonkette minion/Innocent Bystander: Last seen at
GawkerSalonThe GuardianWonkette againNew York Observer. - Homofascist, openly aggressively gay non-ambassador, founder of Wonkette Protest Blog, January 19, 2008: Stranded at some Chicago dive bar.
- The Cynics’ Party, apostrophe-burdened post-Wonkette website founded by Megan Carpentier: Undermined by Evil Geek.
- Hunter Walker, Cynics’ Party blogger/Percy Weasley impersonator: Trolling at the New York Observer.
- Greg Wasserstrom, Cynics’ Party blogger/Firearms Dilettante: Still wondering why we’re trolling Hunter Walker.
- Stinque, World-Dominating Conspiracy that has yet to dominate world: Still cleaning up.
- Nojo, Evil Geek: United States Senator from the Great State of Utah.
- The Merry Band of Striking Wonkette Commenters: Don’t you people have something better to do?






And it has come to pass that we are entering Year
FiveSix (is that right?) of this (usually) merry band of outcasts.And I’m still an angry person, but that will pass as I continue to go native here in the land of one of my native ancestors. ;-P Fucking Rainier makes its own weather? Amazing.
And I miss PeggyNooner. I was glad to see her in the threads, and BRB, Pedo, and StringBikini. I hope I didn’t leave anyone out.
I’m sorry Ewalda wasn’t on there — he is fondly remembered and dearly missed.
I’m waiting to see if this post ends up in a certain someone’s Hunter Walker Google Alert. We need more fun.
How’s it hanging, Greg?
PS I am ever thankful to nojo for not posting how many times I try to fix incoherent comments, typos and worse.
And…http://cynicsparty.com/