The 2010 Stinque Awards

We weathered a backstage slapfight between James Franco’s hand and Thing, and survived our first Jury Nullification Crisis, so we can’t say that the third annual Stinque Awards for Achievement in Infamy went off without a hitch. But by the end of the day, we had added a third stop on our All-American Grave-Pissing Tour, to be scheduled as soon as our Pantheon of Crystal Douchebags do us the favor of departing This Mortal Coil. While you’re waiting in the courtesy lounge, you’re welcome to peruse the nominees and winners (in bold), with links to each presentation.

Award		Nominees
	Opening Ceremonies	Technical Awards for Nice People
	Le Prix Trudeau for Best Un-American Activity	Julian Assange Tony Hayward Kim Jong-il
	Velveteen Vuvuzela for Obnoxiousness in Sport	Sepp Blatter/FIFA LeBron James Vancouver Olympics Organizing Committee Brett Favre
	Feathered Fawlty for Most Obsequious Pundit	Fox & Friends Washington Post Editorial Page
	Platinum Passport for State Most Welcome to Secede	Sarah Palin’s Alaska Arizona Oklahoma South Carolina Texas
	Silver Slinky for Most Spineless Democrat	Barack Obama Harry Reid Evan Bayh
	Teflon Teabag for Best Wingnut	Sharron Angle Michele Bachmann Mike Lee Christine O’Donnell Rand Paul
	Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year	Glenn Beck Jan Brewer Pam Geller Joe Lieberman Mitch McConnell
	Crystal Douchebag for Lifetime Achievement	Newt Gingrich Joe Lieberman John McCain Pat Robertson Antonin Scalia

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