Teflon Teabag for Best Wingnut

Had to be. Anything that gets Stinque an uncredited role in Keef’s Hour o’ Fun is most worthy of awards that Fearless Leader hands out.

My money is on McCain for the Asshole award. Indeed his asshole quotient seems to be increasing as the years go by.

@Dodgerblue: too late to sway the Judges, but I think it’s a foregone conclusion. Late speed gets Ancient Mariner to the wire first.

We may need to set up a separate tournament for Wingnut of the Year, like March Madness. You’ll have your Palin division, Bachman division, Brewer division, and Beck division. Seeding according to number of batshit crazy things accomplished during the year. Of course a really strong insane action could catapult a 16th seed into the Elite Eight.

@Mistress Cynica:

I think a deathmatch would be more appropriate. Plus, “two men enter one man leaves” will help keep the wingnut population in check. ;)

@al2o3cr:

Angle would kill them all. Seriously, look at the eyes. She is a remorseless killer.

Mike Lee FTW!!!1 He puts the ‘urds’ in ‘turds’. He makes Inhofe look rational. Hung like a hamster his only redeeming feature is his child-bearing hips.

@Benedick: Oh, I saw the best British curses yesterday from some 9/11 truther nut. Would you mind translating them?

Bent as a nine bob note… .His Ignoble Lardship the Mouth of the Humber and the Turd that Floats Therein. Traitor, crook, fraudster &c. &c. &c. ad infinitum… .Tosser.

@Benedick: Oh, easy on the hips, there.

@Benedick: Hung like a hamster

Now that’s just cruel.

@Benedick:

I dunno – is “hung like a hamster” in a relative twig’n’berries to body size ratio? Because that might not qualify as an insult…

@al2o3cr: Those were hamster nuts? Looked painful. Sponge Bob has big balls.

@JNOV: Bent=queer. Nine bob note=nine shilling note=3 dollar bill. His Ignoble Lardship=fat white trash. the Mouth of the Humber=river? north? not sure what exactly is the insult here. When in doubt think homo. Turd=turd. Traitor, crook…=Mike Lee. Tosser=wanker=Mike Lee.

On a geequish note: the interrobang. Big fan. But. When trying to use.. nuance could be lost. Eg, in the basic sentence “Who does Mike Lee think she is” is it “Who does Mike Lee think she is? ” or “Who does Mike Lee think she is!” Which meaning is uppermost? Are we asking or outraged? The interrobang, by merging the questions could weaken both. And is that really the kind of America we want to live in‽

@Benedick: I am a HUGE fan of the interrobang. Wish I could use it in legal briefing, but it would be frowned upon, I am sure.

@al2o3cr: I’m using it in the metaphorical sense of a penis so thin and short, so tiny, it belongs on a basement dweller living off Cheetos.

@Benedick: Oh, wow. I’m sorry about posting all those homophobic slurs. This dude is looney and not very nice.

How can Mike Lee be a wanker (I had to look that up) if his penis is so tiny?

@JNOV: Don’t worry about it. Limey homo slurs are mostly affectionate as 98% of the men are bent as threadneedle street.

@Benedick:

I thought turd=Mike Lee? Am I mistaken?

@chicago bureau: Totally cutting edge, the interrobang. USE IT! And try writing backwards. (No, I am not resolving to stop. Just wait until I get this Unicode shit down.)

@JNOV: With great difficulty. But since he has nothing else with which to occupy his time he tries, and he tries, and he tries.

@Benedick: Thank you. Most kids go through a homosexual stage anyway. You guys just make it easier with those boarding schools. ;-)

@Tommmcatt is with Karin Marie on This One: You are not mistaken. Many know him as Turd. Others as Floater.

@JNOV: Next time you see a picture of the Her Majesty’s cabinet imagine them all wanking each other off while at school. Because that’s what they were doing.

@Benedick: Heh. Here we have sword fights and other stuff that occur long before college, but no one talks about it.