Golden Anal Pear for Asshole of the Year

I feel bad associating the humble asshole, unsung hero of the body, with so base a thing as Pam Geller.

Waitaminnit — Ancient Mariner not even nominated? Who does he have to blow?

(Don’t answer that. I don’t wanna know.)

I’m so glad I know nothing of this Geller person. She sounds most unpleasant.

@Mistress Cynica: I’d direct you to her delightful website, but it has a nasty (or beneficial) habit of crashing browsers.

@nojo: Plus, eyebleed.

Oh, I see. The Judges are saving the Lifetime Award for McCain.

DEVELOPING HARD: Gov-elect of Hawai’i going to shut up the birthers, release all documentation.

But he’s a loyal Dumbocrat, natch. And thus ends the legitimacy of his publication of (erm) public, easily-verifiable public records. Also.

My money was on Bryan Fischer.

Drumroll please for Crystal Douchebag….

How on earth did Russell Pearce not get this? His racist douchebaggery has done and will do far more damage than lil miss yanqui mosque.

@Dodgerblue: Oh, I see. The Judges are saving the Lifetime Award for McCain.

Someone at PriceWaterhouseCoopers is getting the shit kicked out of him backstage for snitching.

Is that a recent photo of Jan? Lacks the usual Hills and Valleys of her lying crazy wrinkled crone face. Photoshopped, I say!!!!

@ManchuCandidate: Mais oui

@ManchuCandidate: In the interest of limiting obnoxious union overtime rates, the Producers chose mugshots with easily maskable backgrounds, where available. Blonde hair against deep blue is about as easy as it gets.

In other news: socialist New Zealand comes through larger quake than last and is thrilled by rest of world’s complete indifference. I’m OK, says Christchurch. No more immigrants from US west coast needed soaking up local chardonnay.

@Benedick: C’mon surely there’s room for one more. Mr Cyn is trying to get work there for crush this spring.

@nojo: Going hard on the elves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOq-8kvAV3o&feature=player_embedded

Oh wait, are we talking about world news?

@Mistress Cynica: Are you going to go with him? It’d be an adventure for sure.

@Mistress Cynica: I might need an assistant.

@SanFranLefty: I wish. Can’t afford it, and all my miles are on Delta, which is great for Europe but totally and completely worthless for Oz/NZ. I really hope it works out for him, though–I think it would be a terrific experience.

@Benedick: He’s very good at carrying luggage.

@Benedick: Pick me! Pick me!