It took us a couple years, but we finally figured out what Our Preznit is missing.
Well, besides a backbone.
What he lacks, what prevents him from connecting with The American People, is a Crazy Family.
Michelle? The kids? Craig Robinson? They’re all the best America has to offer. And America resents them for it.
Where are the fun-loving Twins? Roger Clinton? Neil Bush? Barbara Bush? Ron & Michael? Jane Wyman?
Where, for the love of all that is Exceptional about America, is Billy Carter?
Because while you can make a case for Assorted Nixons, Kennedys and Eisenhowers, it’s really Billy where America’s love affair with Presidential Black Sheep began. Never mind whether you would share a pint with The Leader of the Free World — it was more fun knowing that the awesome power to destroy humanity with the push of a button was nothing compared to the awesome embarrassment of a relation who was along for the ride. That we can identify with.
Thank God our Shadow Preznit is ably filling the void, or we don’t know what we would do.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
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JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! WHAT. THE FUCK?!!?!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @ManchuCandidate: Summer definitely disappeared.