Because spending money to put people back to work never accomplished anything …

Our guest columnist was recommended to us by NRO’s Kathryn Jean Lopez.
Are you infinitely thankful to God for having given us such a wonderful, wise and benevolent pope in Benedict XVI.?
Do you sincerely hope that the Church will be granted a worthy successor: a rock of faith, a leader open to the Holy Spirit, a pope prayerful and holy?
“Conservatives are trying so hard to highlight controversies, no matter how trivial, we have forgotten the basics of reporting: W5 + H as I learned in grade school, also known as who, what, where, when, why, and how… We need to establish a baseline for integrity in reporting that then allows us to highlight the truly outrageous.” —Erick Erickson, pleading for reality-based wingnut journalism. [RedState]

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1. Grab the URL from any web page.
2. Add “http://translate-pirate.com/cgi-bin/xlate.cgi?page=” in front of it.
3. Fire!
Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re about to blow off three deadlines.
[Translate-Pirate.com]
“Former Ohio Republican congressman and Republican Main Street Partnership head Steve LaTourette on Wednesday blasted a new effort by the conservative organization Club for Growth to field primary challengers for moderate Republican congressmen, calling the organization a ‘Cancer’ on the Republican Party. Club for Growth quickly shot back, calling LaTourette a ‘liberal RINO.'” [Daily Caller]

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