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Ted Nugent: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band… She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government.” That, and quitting. [Time]

Sheep, come ye and be fleeced:

Although her SarahPAC took in $400,000 in the first quarter and had more than $900,000 in the bank, it gave only $7,500 to candidates between January and the end of March, plus an additional $2,000 to two other PACs. None went to Republicans in the races she targeted.

To be fair, Talibunny only announced her hit list March 23, just a week before the reporting deadline. Then again, her quarterly spending includes $243,000 on consultants, $42,000 on travel, $31,780 on postage, $25,000 on online fundraising, and $11,596 on a photographer.

Note to future donors: It’s SarahPAC. That pretty much names the beneficiary right there.

Sarah Palin’s House Hit List: No Money to Favored Candidates So Far [Politics Daily, via Political Wire]

“Since leaving office at the end of July 2009, the 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee has brought in at least 100 times her old salary — a haul now estimated at more than $12 million — through television and book deals and a heavy schedule of speaking appearances worth five and six figures.” [ABC]

Talibunny Exorts Her Minions to KILL! KILL! KILL! in the name of Jesus and America! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

Frank Rich did the math in his column today and concluded that four of the Democratic congress members slated for elimination on the Talibunny’s death list have been subject to some kind of physical attack or death threat, an indication of the neofascist pin-up’s potency in driving the wingtard base to act on its most primitive impulses.

The night-scope-style crosshair targets indicate the districts of congress members that voted for health insurance reform. The list was obviously drawn up by the Talibunny to inspire her mouth-breathing minions to kill Democratic congress members, a Jodie Foster-power broadside beamed out to millions of John Hinckley, Jrs. The chick has gone over the line from inciting race riots to targeting assassinations.

Kill! Kill! Kill! Talibunny taunts! Kill in my name! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

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Never one to miss an opportunity to invoke divine intervention, Sarah Palin is now claiming Isaiah 49:16 (“Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands; thy walls are continually before me.”) as scriptural support for her cribnote palmistry:

“Hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it’s good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage he says, I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you. And I’m like OK, I’m in good company.”

There’s video showing her saying as much, but since it’s Afterparty Monday, we’re going with Sam Jackson quoting Ezekiel 25:17, “The Lord is My Badass.”

Palin On Her Palm Notes: God Did It Too [TPM]

We’ve long suspected that Sarah Palin doesn’t write her Facebook posts, since they have little relationship to how she talks or tweets. (Footnotes? Really?) Soon our suspicion will be put to the test, when her chief spokesbot makes a positive difference and fights for all our children’s future from outside the governor’s office quits at the end of the month:

“While I had hoped to work together on so many more projects, time with my precious 2-year-old has been further minimized with the whirlwind commitments of all things Palin,” [Meghan Stapleton] told the SarahPAC staff. “I have done my best to scale back, but Isabella is now resorting to hiding my BlackBerry, and she shouldn’t grow up begging for a mother to start acting like a mother.”

Clearly Meghan needs the time off, because like she says, a whirlwind political life is not in the best interests of a young child. Wait, what?

Top aide to Sarah Palin resigns [Politico]