Taking the pole position for Quote of the Day, American Family Association’s Randy Sharp condemns a convenience-store chain for stocking the Marge Simpson Playboy issue:

“It’s irresponsible of 7-Eleven to display porn in front of boys who pop into 7-11s for a hot dog or a Slurpee.”

That was enough for us to do a spit-take with our Big Gulp, but then we learned the name of Playboy’s new CEO: Scott Flanders.

7-Eleven targeted for selling ‘Simpsons porn’ [Raw Story]

We’re not on our game today, so have at it:

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home [AP]

Seems we left a few things behind at the old-old joint when we evacuated last year, but we still have a fair claim to Cocktober and Butterstick. And we retain a passing interest in Adam Kokesh, who appears to be running for Congress on the Paultard ticket, right down to the moneybomb.

But what Ralphie is doing in Adam’s Flickr feed is beyond us. Did the parrot die?

Kokesh for Congress

Bill Richardson is being tapped for Commerce Secretary.  Seriously.

You got a guy with loads of foreign policy experience and who — by the by — can speak the main languages of everybody on this side of the planet, outside of Brazil and Quebec.  And you slot him at Commerce, instead of the State Department? Does that make any damn sense to any of you?

Yo, Obamaplex: Hillary is good, but she ain’t that good.

Once again, for your captioning pleasure: