Get a Room
We’re not on our game today, so have at it:
Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon.
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashes into Wis. home [AP]
Wrong hole.
That’s why size matters.
Was she on her way to Oscar Mayer’s funeral? Possibly deranged by grief.
If your barbecue lasts more than four hours, consult a doctor.
But also, you could simply say:
OW.
@chicago bureau: Ow, Houston A-holes pitcher just committed 2 consecutive errors, allowing the Dodgers to tie. It’s 95 at the ballpark today; I wonder if the paramedics are standing by at the all-you-can-eat right field bleachers. Imagine the horror in those restrooms.
Update: A-holes are walking Manny intentionally to get to a guy who is hitting better.
@chicago bureau: Daddy, is that what knock-worst means?
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