MOMMMMEEEEEE! That’s it, FUCKFACE! Call me fucking MOMMMEEEEEEE! when I twist my fist in your big fat fucking ass! This will get you ready for that 10,000 year sentence you will get in Leavenworth and all nice and ripped open for the 1000s of cannibal neonazi serial killers who are going to make you their bizarre, orange bride!

History’s most insanely malicious president and the biggest ASSHOLE! to sit in the speakers chair, displacing boy rapists like Dennis Hastert and obscene, raving drunks like John Boehner are like Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson in the same softball team, ever competitive and always trying to cave in the other asshole’s face with a Louisville Slugger.

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Insane president from outer space FUCKFACE! von KLOWNSTICK will end his days chained to a pipe in the shower in Allenwood and AMERICA! counts the days until then.

After enduring nearly two hellacious embarrassing months in office during which not one cat in AMERICA! was able to keeps its dinner down, Precedent FUCKFACE! von KLOWNSTICK!, got a grade of F from 1 in 3 voters, according to a new McClatchy-Marist Poll.

By contrast, the same number graded predecessor Democrat Barack Obama’s performance a B as he approached his 100th day in office, McClatchy reported this week.

“Every time he speaks . . . my cat power chucks across the yard. It’s phenomenal, the explosive emetogenic response be provokes,” said a witness to western civilization’s last days from Auburn, WA. “I have never seen this kind of stuff fly out of any animal.”

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The Wall Street Journal reports today that Kremlin-Turk triple agent and traitor-for-hire Mike Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, “has told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and congressional officials investigating the Trump campaign’s potential ties to Russia that he is willing to be interviewed in exchange for a grant of immunity from prosecution, according to officials with knowledge of the matter.”

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File Photo of Inmate Donald Trump arriving at Allenwood Penitentiary to Serve a 153,033 Year Sentence for Treason.

Sure, sports fans we can laugh at the demented buffoon but this piece of shit is going down hard for treason, dozens of charges of engrossment by a public servant, structuring, bribery and obstruction of justice.

I’d give odds, but this isn’t even a bet.

I’ll buy everyone a coke when the report comes in after he is found dead, chained to a pipe in the shower at Allenwood.

Because that is how TRUMPLIGULA! is going to go down.

Unless you’ve got a more wonderful vision of how fuckface will meet his end.

How can the Democrats live with themselves and call themselves AMERICA!ns after refusing to hunt down the sick, the infirm, the aged and stuff Gatling guns in their guts, firing and shouting praises to FREE!dom as their intestines fly out their backs in the name of shareholder value, exactly as the Founding Fathers intended?

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DUCKY! DUCKY! Do you see that hole, DUCKY! DUCKY! ? RATS! used to come out of there!

Politico reports this week that even apocalypse-baiting Republican stalwarts are admitting that TRUMPLIGULA! is completely BATSHIT! crazy and ready to be sedated with horse tranquilizers and readied to face indictment for treason.

A multi-sourced investigation by Politico on TRUMPLIGULA!’s obvious face-biting insanity found, “These are Republicans close to Trump who claimed that the President Of The United States is paranoid, delusional, and believes that Obama wiretapped him. Wallace’s comments on MSNBC were a statement that the President might be mentally ill.

Before anyone asks, the constitutional standard for the removal of a president contains no discussion of mental fitness. It would be difficult to nearly impossible to remove Trump from office due to mental illness. It would have to be demonstrated that Trump is physically unable to perform the job of president.”

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