Kremlin-Turk Triple Agent Mike Flynn Going to Cashier TRUMPLIGULA! For Immunity! Time to Fit TRUMPLIGULA! For a Wedding Dress for His Husbands in Allenwood!

The Wall Street Journal reports today that Kremlin-Turk triple agent and traitor-for-hire Mike Flynn, President Donald Trump’s former national security adviser, “has told the Federal Bureau of Investigation and congressional officials investigating the Trump campaign’s potential ties to Russia that he is willing to be interviewed in exchange for a grant of immunity from prosecution, according to officials with knowledge of the matter.”

It’s time for TRUMPLIGULA! to renew his subscription to Brides Magazine or to ring around to some of the contestants at his beauty pageants to get tips on picking out a wedding dress for his stretch in Allenwood.

Good going Mike. States’ evidence is cute but justice will catch up with you some day, ASSHOLE!

 

16 comments:

11:00 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

I just don’t get WTF is taking so long. Everyone’s investigating everyone else, and nothing ever seems to come of it.

Aren’t these freaks in the FBI and “intelligence” agencies supposed to protect us? Perhaps they haven’t noticed that fascists have packed the White Trash House.

11:31 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

@¡Andrew!: I think they’re pretty whipsawed right now. I hope that no one gives Flynn immunity just yet or maybe ever. Give it to someone lower down the food chain and let the wild rumpus begin!

11:31 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

I guess the honeymoon is over.

11:33 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

Plus, he has a penchant for Flynn Facts. He can keep those to himself and his cellmate.

11:34 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

“Follow the trail of dead Russians.”

Whoa. There was an awesome Onion headline the other day, something like “Mysterious Circumstances Now Leading Cause of Death in Russia.”

Diplomat goes flying off a roof: “Eeet vuz haht uhtek,” they shrug.

11:49 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

Plus, no matter how insane the treasonous corruption, the RepubliKKKans will give Flynn the Ollie North treatment and brand him a turboheropatriot for AMERIKKKA. He’ll be given a book deal, a radio show, and right-wing celebrity status for life.

NO DEALS.

11:58 pm • Thursday • March 30, 2017

So yes, FBI turned Flynn down, so no point granting him immunity yet for Congressional testimony. Which puts the Nunes Gambit in play: Grant immunity to fuck up the FBI.

As far as “what’s taking so long”, this actually seems to be speeding along. It’s an active investigation, and so far, appears to be a comprehensive one. If you’re building a major case, you need to nail down a lot of details — you also need to pursue new threads as they turn up.

11:30 am • Friday • March 31, 2017

The revolution will not be televised. It will be tweeted and blogged.

12:03 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

Senate turns down Flynn. Nunes still available to fuck things up.

12:03 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

@JNOV: And tracked by your ISP.

4:17 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

@nojo: Sorry, what I meant was that apparently the FBI has been studying Tdump’s ties to munnie laundering and Russian oligarchs/mafia types for years. They have an informant–Something (?) Sater–who’s straight outta a Ruskie Good Fellas rip off, who they’ve been using 4evs, so why not pull the trigger on prosecutions? What could possibly be more pressing than having Orange Shitler and his cronies running the US into the ground for personal profit?

4:38 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

OK, take a deep breath, adjust the tinfoil hat, set the biometer for maximum voltage, and read plenty of the details and speculation:

Here’s why Comey may have stayed silent on the Russia probe before we voted — and it should terrify Trump

5:23 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

@¡Andrew!:
The goobs at the GOP have a lot to answer for. So does Trump.

Might go a long way to explain why the other GOP candidates folded like they did and why the GOP was stuck with him.

5:40 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

@¡Andrew!: All I know about Sater is what Josh tells me, but apparently they flipped him for reasons other than Trump, and burning him now might create issues elsewhere. Plus, you don’t want your entire case to rest on the testimony of a Snitch, and portions may extend beyond what he witnessed.

Taking Nixon down was simple, in contrast.

9:54 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

/major stoner eye candy/

So, you may recall that miniseries Otherworld was one of my faves as a kid. The show followed the trials and tribulations of the Sterling family after they fell through a dimensional vortex and landed in an alternate reality called Thell. They had to journey through Thell to reach Imar, the capital, in order to return to our world, which they actually wanted to do for some mysterious reason.

Well, I recently discovered that another fan has posted one of the most brilliant sequences from the show: Daughter Gina’s psychic journey to Imar, which she initiates by touching part of the shattered remains of the Illusionary Idol (of course).

Yes, this actually aired on CBS in like 1985, and I can soundly proclaim this is the most surreal trip ever to air on network teevee. Take a long, deep hit, then enjoy!

11:16 pm • Friday • March 31, 2017

Local Attractions: IKEA.

Kill me.

@¡Andrew!: We’re settling in – looking for delivery.

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