It’s not like we haven’t seen this coming, and for a very long time. In 1958, CBS broadcast one of Frank Capra’s science specials, The Unchained Goddess, warning that “man may be unwittingly changing the world’s climate through the waste products of his civilization.” In case you missed the 16mm version in school, SNL presented “Carl Sagan’s Global Warming Christmas Special” in 1990. Around that time — thirty years ago — we first encountered the idea of a “tipping point”, when atmospheric carbon reaches a level where the climate flips like a canoe, and there’s no going back.
The Omega Man
Prediction: The last man on Earth defends himself against all the other last men on Earth.
Rating: 8/10. Yeah, the Night People are a bitch, but casually hopping from sportscar to sportscar as you drive wildly down the desolated Los Angeles streets is awesome.
We had planned to write something wry about March Madness being canceled this year, something to replace our annual Stinque Braquet, something fun — something unlikely to be overtaken by events.
Until we went shopping Saturday.
We shop every Saturday, stocking up for the week. The neighborhood Whole Foods was slightly odd, an empty shelf or two, employees wearing blue gloves. Out of our coffee beans this week, but that’s not unusual.
And then on to Safeway.
Which was thoroughly ransacked.
Is it polite to wish ill of my enemies?
You may harbor dark thoughts of coronavirus spreading at a contagion-denying political conference, or a presidential rally, or a trashy expensive Florida resort. Enjoy them! Life is short enough as it is, and may be shorter still if this keeps up.
The thing about coronavirus — about any disease, really — is that we know what to do.
We may not know how to prevent it. We may not know how to cure it. We may not even know how to alleviate suffering.
But we know what to do.
We know how to look for it. We know how to identify it. We know what to do about it.
We know what to do.
Problem is, we don’t do it.
We’re not ready for this.
Collectively. As a species.
We’re not ready for what’s coming. We’re not going to be ready until it’s too late, except it already is, it’s already happening, we’re doing nothing about it, and by the time we do something, we should have done it ten years ago, or forty, back when we could have done something about it, back when we first knew about it.
Only we first knew about it sixty years ago. Or seventy, ten years from now.
The world is melting. And we’re just going to let it. We can’t help ourselves.
Time was when a week meant something.
You could plan for it, a week. You could go into Monday with some clue where you’d be by Friday. Sure, things happen, the usual muddle, but you could plan for that too, the expectation of a few twists and turns, nothing major, nothing out of the ordinary.
Weeks were ordinary. Months were ordinary, more or less. Even a year could go by, not much different than the last.
We don’t remember the last time anything felt ordinary.
Take Greenland.
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