Christine O’Donnell on Politically Incorrect, October 29, 1999, as revealed Friday night on Bill Maher’s HBO show:

I dabbled into witchcraft — I never joined a coven. But I did, I did… I dabbled into witchcraft. I hung around people who were doing these things. I’m not making this stuff up. I know what they told me they do…

One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn’t know it. I mean, there’s little blood there and stuff like that… We went to a movie and then had a midnight picnic on a satanic altar.

Can we just say it? We are not worthy.

Christine O’Donnell In Oct. 1999: ‘I Dabbled Into Witchcraft’ [ThinkProgress]

Okay, we’re starting to stretch here, but Politico has done what Politico does best: Dig up the dirt…

Kristin Murray, who left her position in the state party to serve as one of several campaign managers for O’Donnell during that [2008 Senate] race, said warning bells went off in June 2008 when the two were discussing cell phone plans.

“She told me that she thought Joe Biden tapped her phone line,” she said.

And now that we’ve switched your bait, let’s listen in on her surefire campaign plan:

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Honestly, we could just blurb the last two lines, but this entire exchange from 2007 fascinates us…

O’DONNELL: Bill, if we — if we approach this complicated bioethic issue with our heads in the sand, the other end is in the air.

O’REILLY: My head isn’t in the sand, Christine. I have the biggest head in the world. There isn’t enough sand on the beach in Hawaii for my head to be in there.

O’DONNELL: My point is, we’re approaching this issue with the other end in the air.

O’REILLY: No, no, no. Hold it.

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Washington Times, 2005: “We’re doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible… The federal government should not be telling young people to use condoms… It’s also an insult to teenagers, reducing them to the level of a dog that can’t control its hormones.” [Political Correction]

“In an appearance on Fox in 2000, she exclaimed over the horrors of New York’s gay pride parade: ‘They’re getting away with nudity! They’re getting away with lasciviousness! They’re getting away with perversion!’” Oh, and her sis is a lezzie. [Daily Beast, via Sully]

Washington Times, 2003: “Dorm life has evolved into a blending of the sexes, from coed buildings to coed floors, coed bathrooms and now even coed rooms. ‘What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage a trois rooms?’ asked Christine O’Donnell, spokeswoman for the Intercollegiate Studies Institute in Wilmington, Del., which publishes a college guide.” [Salon]

We’re not going to trawl through all those Christine O’Donnell Politically Incorrect appearances that TPM dredged up, but God bless ThinkProgress for doing the heavy lifting. Let’s join a 1998 conversation with Bill Maher and Eddie Izzard about the morality of lying, already in progress…

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