The More Christine O’Donnell Fantasizes, The Hornier We Get

Right, they’re getting with all the stuff she hungers for and can’t let herself have! Like her sister, who eats all the pussy in town! Jesus, where’s the fucking peanut butter and the fucking dog?!

Yes nudity is a horrible thing.

If anyone ever does deflower her, it will probably be with the lights off and the bed clothes on like the way Mr Cleaver did Mrs Cleaver in Leave It To Beaver which ends with a hearty handshake.

Excellent new Republican sex scandal in the offing. This might take a day or two to ripen but it’s coming along nicely. As the actress said to the bishop. Do click through to see the MI Ass AG turn into Miss Thing. He looks like he’s about to break into I’m Not At All In Love from Pajama Game.

@Benedick Arnuldsson: He looks like Pee Wee Hermann.

How creepy is this guy? He’s a lawyer so he has to be at least 24, but he’s more likely in his 30s and he’s obsessed with an undergraduate student who lives in a different city.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and just pre-suppose that C O’D is seriously into the most twisted and bizarre perversions that we can’t even imagine–like surprise sodomy by a cocaine-covered, Ronnie Raygun shaped dildo (OK, that seems downright dowdy these days. She enjoys bizarre perversions that I can’t even imagine).

@¡Andrew!: Beyond even peanut butter and Labradors?

@FlyingChainSaw: She never claimed to be against bestiality, right?

@FlyingChainSaw: @¡Andrew!:

“Is the labrador alive?”, though, that is the question. And does she eat it afterward?

These are the burning questions of the day…

@Tommmcatt: How’d you like to be the first hapless Senate page who gets a face-full of her all-beef taco? And she won’t be polite about demanding service when she grabs him or her by the back of the head in the Senate chapel, then shoves their face Down Under while screaming “make me SEE JAYZUS!”

@¡Andrew!:

That comment is helping me to lose weight.

@Tommmcatt: I’ll make six figures selling that comment to Wes Craven as a synopsis.

@¡Andrew!: She is – but it is not bestiality when the dog is just enjoying a nutritious snack that happens to be plastered on your genitals.

@¡Andrew!: This is what Christianity is all about!

@¡Andrew!:
The Nightmare on Beaver St?

@ManchuCandidate:

With a Mouthful of &*^%!, No One Can Hear You Scream

@FlyingChainSaw:

There’s bound to be what we might delicately refer to as “crucifix abuse,” accompanied by horrible screams that’ve stricken the neighbors with PTSD.

Jake W Tapper investigates!

@¡Andrew!: What’s crucifix abuse? I thought she was only into dogs.

@Benedick Arnuldsson: Screw the “cyberbullying” crap. What about a straight-out libel suit? Sounds like Armstrong, to his credit, want to take the high road and just ignore Pee Wee.

@Mistress Cynica: I think he’s planning to be in Scotland long before the stalker guy.

Interesting piece on the typesetter guy. I’d never heard of him. I lived for a while not far from the Hammersmith Terrace and admire Morris a lot. Loved it the pic was by GBS.