O’Donnell Could Make a Killing on 1-900-CHRISTINE
Washington Times, 2005: “We’re doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible… The federal government should not be telling young people to use condoms… It’s also an insult to teenagers, reducing them to the level of a dog that can’t control its hormones.” [Political Correction]
She’s onto something here: Help control the pet tot population – have your pets teens spayed or neutered.
Let me explain something about teenagers:
THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE DOGS THAT CANNOT CONTROL THEIR HORMONES. PERIOD.
Anyone who tells you different has never been around a group of them.
@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: Not exactly. Dogs have more intelligence. And many of them respond to commands better. But otherwise, yeah. A great big dumb sticky ball of hormones.
Also, they don’t pee in the living room when people are watching. But those three are pretty much the only difference.
She should know. If it weren’t for IGA Peanut Butter and her Labrador, she’d have no sex life at all
The local alt-weekly has a story today about the relationship of two scions of AZ GOP families in love. Ghey love. Ghey Mormon love!
With surprise cameo by the HomoMo above, Steve May.
Oh my God, the haircuts!!!!!
@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: Now, now. They’re still new to the tribe. These things take time, especially when they’re still not fully deprogrammed from Mormonville.
@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle: I think you and Benedick need to schedule an intervention for these poor boys. Pitiful, just pitiful.
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