Christine O’Donnell Gives, and Gives, and Gives, and All We Do is Take
Honestly, we could just blurb the last two lines, but this entire exchange from 2007 fascinates us…
O’DONNELL: Bill, if we — if we approach this complicated bioethic issue with our heads in the sand, the other end is in the air.
O’REILLY: My head isn’t in the sand, Christine. I have the biggest head in the world. There isn’t enough sand on the beach in Hawaii for my head to be in there.
O’DONNELL: My point is, we’re approaching this issue with the other end in the air.
O’REILLY: No, no, no. Hold it.
O’DONNELL: By their own admission…
O’DONNELL: …these groups admitted that the report that said, “Hey, yay, we cloned a monkey. Now we’re using this to start cloning humans.” We have to keep…
O’REILLY: Let them admit anything they want. But they won’t do that here in the United States unless all craziness is going on.
O’DONNELL: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they’re already into this experiment.
Takeaway: In the near dystopian future, sentient mice will be bumfucking our exposed asses on the beach. Except Bill O’Reilly, who gets it in the eye sockets.