Celibabe

“In an exclusive interview with CBN News, Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell said God is keeping her in the race. She made the statement before she stopped doing interviews at the advice of Tea Party power broker Sarah Palin.” [Christian Broadcasting Network]

“O’Donnell’s LinkedIn bio page lists ‘University of Oxford’ as one of the schools she attended, claiming she studied ‘Post Modernism in the New Millennium.’ But it turns out that was just a course conducted by an institution known as the Phoenix Institute, which merely rented space at Oxford.” [Plum Line]

We weren’t sure it was worth mentioning Christine O’Donnell’s latest Politically Incorrect Blast from the Past…

O’DONNELL: You know what, evolution is a myth. And even Darwin himself—

MAHER: Evolution is a myth? Have you ever looked at a monkey?

O’DONNELL: Well then, why they — why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?

…but then, we hadn’t considered the movie tie-in.

Bill Maher’s New Clip Of O’Donnell: ‘Why Aren’t Monkeys Still Evolving Into Humans?’ [ThinkProgress]

From 2003, Christine O’Donnell confesses to Eric Nies — yes, that Eric Nies, of, among other things, MTV’s Real World — that nobody will fuck her:

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“A new FoxNews poll, conducted Sept. 18 and released Tuesday, shows Democratic Senate nominee Chris Coons leadng Republican Christine O’Donnell by 15 points, 54 percent to 39 percent. Sixty percent of those surveyed said O’Donnell is not qualified to be a U.S. senator, while 59 percent said Coons is qualified.” [Politico]

Reverend Selena Fox, High Priestess and Senior Minister of Wisconsin’s Circle Sanctuary: “‘Any political candidate that is going to equate witchcraft with Satanism is ill informed and is not likely to get the support of people involved in nature religion,’ she said, noting that the pagan community was ‘multi-partisan.'” [HuffPo]

So, yes: O’Donnell’s past dabbling in witchcraft is now a thing.  She spiked a planned interview this morning with the Love Machine that is Bob Schieffer at the last moment.

My guess at the next shocking revelation? Well, we already knew she rides side-saddle (she is a lady of quality, you know).  But my bet is on…. roasting children!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEalL-toaPI