God is Also Telling Bill Maher to Release Another Clip Tonight
“In an exclusive interview with CBN News, Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell said God is keeping her in the race. She made the statement before she stopped doing interviews at the advice of Tea Party power broker Sarah Palin.” [Christian Broadcasting Network]
Meanwhile:
“A small group of Republicans is calling on GOP gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley to fully answer questions about her past jobs, taxes she paid late and allegations of two extramarital affairs.”
Easy to answer. 1) Taxes are a crime against enterprise and she shouldn’t pay them at all. 2) She need to pestork 7-22 times a day and she wants to be considerate of her husband who has to mind the kids because it is so tough to find good sitters these days.
Re: O’Dummybunny. A real spiritual walkabout should include Mayan religion and ripping out of hearts.
Watch this. Like the Talibunny she will not interpret losing as god taking a massive shit on her face and telling her to get lost. She’ll be on TV forever advocating that kids’ elbows be fused solid so they can’t touch themselves, etc. until they get married.
@FlyingChainSaw: In fact O’Donnell will have a surgical procedure named after her, whereby infants are relieved of their genitalia altogether in order to prevent future temptation.
It will become standard practice, medically theologically justified in the service of cleanliness.
@pedo: the o,ohhh,donnell-cision??
@SanFranLefty: I think it would be more like an excision of the offensive flesh and a strong swipe with a rag doused in Lysol. And maybe a spritz of Febreze.
Three-word Facebook movie review: No there there.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon It’s the Narrative that’s straining me. Goes back sixty years now, to the Making of the…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon @ManchuCandidate: And the funny thing is that we all know there’s a chain reaction legislative…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Qev's going to Ride or Die with Santos and Marge.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon @¡Andrew!: 2022 is now the ocean’s hottest year in the recorded history. Stored heat is building…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon Another rich motherfucker can't accept losing. Bolo pulls a Trump, unleashes a wave of hopeless…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • An Earworm for Elon The stupidest part was watching various MSM talking heads DEMAND that the Dems save the GOPers from…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon Lying media: And now back to declaring FLAWLESS VICTORY and demanding RED WAVE.
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Looks like 15 is it, after what may be the weirdest adjournment vote in history, if history tracked…
¡ANDREW! • An Earworm for Elon These antics are delaying serious Republinazi bizniss, like:1. Ginning up fake investigations into…
NOJO • An Earworm for Elon Ten Speaker ballots. Free coffee!