What Happens in Manatee, Stays in Manatee

to be fair I often find things there of which I am unaware

Is he a Member of Congress?

Hey, not everything a guy keeps up his ass is his… for instance, it could be hist best buddy’s son’s birthright.

Wow. Someone dumber than Paris Hilton. Who knew that was possible?

TJ: Guvernator signs bill making possession of less than an ounce of pot an infraction and not a misdemeanor.

@SanFranLefty: Hey, are you going to be live-Stinquing the Tree v. Duck game tomorrow?

@Dodgerblue: Ducks expected to fell Tree.

@Dodgerblue: I can set up the open-thread but Chicago Bureau may have to do the actual live-Stinquing. I have an office thing tomorrow morning until mid-day.

Speaking of the Tree, how cool is it that Tree Coach Jim Harbaugh manages to quote both Ralph Waldo Emerson and Ric Flair in a press conference about the Ducks game?

Hopefully none of the players on the U of O team will get arrested tonight on the eve of the game for choking their girlfriends or stealing laptops.
/that’s called trash-talking, Nojo…

@SanFranLefty: A branch of the Tree, no? I know that Duck alum Nojo likes to take weekends off to play with his iPad, but maybe he can pound out a few observations for us.

@SanFranLefty:Perhaps they’ll be parking of blunt lessons instead?

@SanFranLefty: that’s called trash-talking, Nojo…

Don’t waste your good invective on me. I did my best to ignore them when I was in town.

@nojo: Won’t anyone think of the Ducks? I suppose Dodger could defend them tomorrow just to be a contrarian.

Ducks?

So I sent this to my cousin in my home town, and she sent this back:
http://www.whig.com/story/news/Moman-091610

I’ll bet that stunk too, but [t] Stinque was NOT on it.

@RevZafod:

Fuck the crack in the rectum, I want to move on to more important shit, to wit, the name of your local paper is the Quincy Herald Whig???? Are you in Massachusetts?

WTF? Really, all of us are getting the anti-bullying message loud and clear but there’s a fair number of us (okay, me) who want to give you (or the hometown paper) a ginormous noogie based on the name of the local rag.

I’m inclined to suspend disbelief, as I’m constantly finding tons of crap, including ideas, hidden up my ass when I least suspect it.

And some of that shit, I swear, is not mine.