Witches Against Christine O’Donnell
Reverend Selena Fox, High Priestess and Senior Minister of Wisconsin’s Circle Sanctuary: “‘Any political candidate that is going to equate witchcraft with Satanism is ill informed and is not likely to get the support of people involved in nature religion,’ she said, noting that the pagan community was ‘multi-partisan.'” [HuffPo]
This calls for an interview with satan, I think.
Sataaan! Sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! Hear our prayers, Sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
@FlyingChainSaw: Kneel before the Pagan Community!
Anyone stupid enough to think that US Americans don’t automatically equate witchcraft with Satanism should get slapped upside the head. Free strategy tip: The Wiccan vote is only slightly more influential than the Amish vote.
Back at the college rag, I once interviewed a gentleman who identified himself as the former Official Witch of the Los Angeles Dodgers. He boasted that, among other things, he could change traffic lights.
So, after we were done and he needed to hurry to another interview, I followed him up 18th Avenue: Red, red, red, red…
@nojo:
Voters marking up their ballots
Just like witches at black masses
Mother Palin plots destruction
With Tea Baggers as enforcers
Bristol’s body keeps on twirling
As the Fox machine keeps turning
Right wing hatred of mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh lord yeah!
Ask him if we can trade Cheney for River Phoenix.
I referred to this yesterday, and it’s nice to see Fearless Leader come with the Witch Hazel pic. His mother taught him right.
(Holds head in hands, breaks fourth wall.)
Mother.
(Cackles, dashes off leaving hairpins suspended in mid-air.)
Is the temporary ban on this week’s ep of MadMen over???
@chicago bureau: Witch Hazel was worth the callback, especially since the other go-to witch is Wicked, and you want to save her for the good stuff.
@ManchuCandidate: Yes, we may now talk about secretaries who die in their boots.
@nojo:
I am a horrible person for laughing as the folks at SCDP were having animated discussions over the corpse of Mrs Hellcat Blankenship while the Filmore Bros were paying attention to Don and the gang.
I half expected Peter Griffin and the Three Stooges to appear at any moment.
@ManchuCandidate: I was expecting it to turn into a Hitchcock movie any moment.
I was also thinking just moments before, honest to God, What a wonderful character! I hope we get to enjoy her for seasons to come!
Pity about the wasted cataract surgery.
@nojo:
She was the snarkiest member of the staff.
She’s in hot water now…
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