Sexy Time with Christine O’Donnell

Washington Times, 2003: “Dorm life has evolved into a blending of the sexes, from coed buildings to coed floors, coed bathrooms and now even coed rooms. ‘What’s next? Orgy rooms? Menage a trois rooms?’ asked Christine O’Donnell, spokeswoman for the Intercollegiate Studies Institute in Wilmington, Del., which publishes a college guide.” [Salon]


Technically, aren’t orgy rooms and menage-a-trois rooms the same thing?

Christine just *knew* there were orgy rooms in college but no one would tell her where. Jesus will fucking smite them eventually, Christine thought while pouring jarred gravy over her genitals for Barphy her trained Labrador.

@Tommmcatt Cannot Be Arsed To Think About Sharon Angle:

Not necessarily – I’m guessing the orgy room at C-Street has a “NO GURLZ ALLOWED!” sign on it. ;)

@nojo: Threesommelier That, sir, was low.

@nojo: You’re under arrest for wielding a clearly unlicensed pun.

@IanJ: @FlyingChainSaw: You don’t wanna know about the corkage fee.

tj/I am informed by Mrs RML that Mr. Jon Hamm will be on The Daily Show Tonight.

@redmanlaw: I assume Menage-A-Trois rooms reminded you of this? At which point I give a hats-off salute to Mrs. RML!

@homofascist: Just putting where the people are going as a public service.

HELP — I’m fucked if I want to subject myself to this woman’s website to get the scoop, but: is she married? Was she ever married? Did she ever have a boyfriend or — oh, screw it… DO WE HAVE ANY EVIDENCE OF HER GETTING LAID, EVER?

@chicago bureau: A former campaign lawyer was around for non-self-pleasuring at one point:

According to the News Journal, O’Donnell’s mortgage company sued her during her 2008 Senate run, alleging that she’d stopped making payments on her home loan. “It received a judgment and the home was set to go to sheriff’s sale, according to court documents,” the paper reported. “She sold it days before to her then-boyfriend, who was acting as her campaign legal counsel, she said.”

“O’Donnell said she sold the house to fund her campaign. She has denied that she was ever sued by her mortgage company or that a foreclosure sale date had been set,” the article said.

The Politico profile shows she’s a Palinist all the way through.

@chicago bureau: I checked her Wikipedia page last night, and there’s no indication.

I’d check her website right now, but it was completely zapped — or Angled, I guess is the new verb — after her win last night. Still in Google’s cache, last I heard.

I wanted a menage a trois room in university, even would want to use it. Hell, I want one now.

Not going to happen, but a guy can hope.

Photo with Ben Quayle’s nieces TK.

@RML: Her boyfriend? But Jesus says to save herself for marriage!!

@CB: is she technically still a virgin if she gets it on as ChainSaw suggests?

TJ: Watching Rachel now. I hadn’t watched any of these O’Donnell clips from the ’90s until now.

OMFG. Just realized while watching the clips that I knew her in my previous life in DC. O.M.F.G. This is crazy. I totally knew her. I am howling.

ADD: I love Plugz on Rachel

@SanFranLefty: Plugz is making me stabby. I may have to respond.

@FlyingChainSaw: You and the gravy and the dogs and the nether regions! Peanut butter, FCS. Peanut butter!

@Nojo: it’s reflecting my frustration in general with Rachel – she sometimes needs an editor and needs to stop talking and not overdo her point. I like Plugz because I feel like it’s been a long time since I’ve heard someone rallying the troops and calling the Rethugs on their bullshit and showing some spine.

@SanFranLefty: But speaking of spine: Warren as “adviser” and not leader of new agency? Different take tonight than I was hearing this afternoon.

@nojo: WaPo: “Warren herself has told allies on Capitol Hill that she would prefer to be assigned on a temporary basis, rather than enduring a prolonged confirmation process.”

Okay. I’ll stand down on that point.

@Nojo: Recess appointment? She really wanted to teach Consumer Law this semester at HLS? Who knows… I’ve heard that there are a host of lesser profile lower level political appointees who may be appointed during this Congressional break to get them in there while they can

@JNOV: I am trying to be careful of peanut allergies!

@SanFranLefty: WaPo: “By appointing Warren to a post within the administration – much as the White House did with the ‘car czar’ Steven Rattner and ‘compensation czar’ Kenneth Feinberg – Obama would free her to act as the bureau’s director almost immediately while avoiding a confirmation battle.”

Editorial note: “czar” scarequoted without attribution. WaPo knows damn well that’s not a politically innocent word these days.

@FlyingChainSaw: We’ll see. Plugz was taking some form of the Progressives Need to Get Behind Us line, but the urine hasn’t yet dried from where they peed on my leg.

@nojo: Right. Wars on two fronts. Random killing of civilians all over the world by remote control. What else can you call it but progressive?

Rip his face off.

I was in a menage a cinq once, good thing it wasn’t an orgy, that would have been immmoral.

@Promnight: If only it had been a ménage a quatre, you could have produced a Fleetwood Mac album.

@FlyingChainSaw: The “Skullfuck a Fundie for the Anti-Christ” dude is concerned about peanut allergies. That’s mighty white of you. ;-)

@JNOV: I care about canines. And, yes, the Anti-Christ has his needs. I try to be considerate.

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