Joe Sestak’s adorable little dog, and Joe Sestak’s adorable little dog’s shit, are inciting a riot among the wingnuts today. For the full experience, read these comments, and then watch the ad!

Gateway Pundit: “Sick. Joe Sestak Smears Dog Sh*t on Toomey in Attack Ad. The most offensive ad of the year.”

Townhall: “Pennsylvania’s Race Gets Dirty As Sestak Slings Feces”.

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“Calling all Iott Volunteers! Please join us for this very special pre-election rally with House Minority Leader, John Boehner. What a great way to start off our pre-election weekend. Please wear any Iott gear you may have!” [Iott campaign website, via The Atlantic]

Well, okay, not quite. More like field-testing:

Russian bears have grown so desperate after a scorching summer they have started digging up and eating corpses in municipal cemetries, alarmed officials said today. Bears’ traditional food — mushrooms, berries and the odd frog — has disappeared, they added.

Once offshore R&D is completed, the next phase will involve American cemeteries and Tea Party activists. Researchers hope that by ridding graveyards of their inhabitants, the chances of a Zombie Apocalypse will be greatly reduced. And with other species disappearing at an alarming rate, delicious McCorpses may be our only hope for survival.

Russian bears treat graveyards as ‘giant refrigerators’ [Guardian UK, via Yahoo]

More species slide to extinction [BBC]

Stinque World Domination Headquarters, Wednesday, 3:05 p.m.

We’re not sure what the Sky Gods are telling us, but it can’t be good.

“Mixing alcohol and caffeine is hardly a new concept, but a rash of cases involving students and others who landed at hospitals after drinking beverages that combine the two in a single large can has alarmed college and health officials around the country.” [NYT]

RedState is hawking a new video showing what happened prior to the Jackbootless Thug mistaking a MoveOn supporter for a cigarette stub:

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Kentucky Stomper Identified As Paul’s (Now Former) Bourbon County Coordinator [TPM]