PoopGate!

Wow, I didn’t see any shit-smearing OR poop-flinging in the ad. Once again, we’ve learned a valuable lesson about the RW blogsphere: it’s apparently infested with repressed scat freaks.

Get this: Christine O’Donnell terrorized a young guy in Philadelphia with her fur pie.

http://gawker.com/5674353/i-had-a-one+night-stand-with-christine-odonnell#photos

Since when was it a turn off for an adult woman to appear post-pubescent?

@al2o3cr: SANTORUM!

@FlyingChainSaw: That’s what I was wondering!

Ah, shit! I saw the headline and I said “YAY!!!!! We get to see Bella!!!!”

Imagine my fucking GINORMOUS DISAPPOINTMENT that it was a political ad.

Can you tell I’ve had a martini?

@SanFranLefty: Dang, that will learn me to working during the day. I can’t wait to see her campaign ad tomorrow:

Hi, I’m Christine O’Donnell.
I’m not a fur-pie terrorist.
Really.
I’m you.
And I trim the hedges as scrupulously as any lifelong born-again virgin who stalks men 15-years her junior should.

@FlyingChainSaw: @SanFranLefty: I dunno, I like a neat playing field. Keeps hair out of my throat.

@Tommmcatt Thinks Masturbation Can Also Involve The Mainstream Media: Nothing wrong with some free floss. Multitask, Catt. Multitask.

@JNOV: Are all guys from Philly allergic to fur-pie? Is it a Quaker thing?

@FlyingChainSaw: Haha! No comment. I can get you a bean pie from National of Islam dude on Girard near the zoo if you like.

BUT (dum dum DUMMMMMM!) it looks like someone found Philly Anonymous. Maybe. Keep reading the updates.

I also smile while holding my dog’s poop bag up high just before I deposit it in the trash can. Joe Sestak is just like me.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Heh. I was like:

1. That’s a HUGE turd or there’s something else in that bag, and

2. I bet he’s never picked up his dog’s shit once in her life. I will be pulling the lever for him nonetheless.

Interesting thing — there are very few Toomey signs in my neighborhood where R lawn signs abound. I’m wondering if Toomey’s stance on DADT has something to do with it.

@JNOV: I love The Smoking Gun. “Anonymous” works for the Federal Reserve of Philly.

ADD: The best part of the Village Voice article you linked to is that it’s written by a former Gawker editor.

@SanFranLefty: The Federal Reserve is allergic to fur pie?

@SanFranLefty: Funny that. The tweet that led me to the story was by mommy1.0.

@FlyingChainSaw: Look. As long as you’re not allergic, all is right with the world.

@JNOV: @FlyingChainSaw: Get a room, you two. Or at least a nice secluded spot behind an alley dumpster.

Oh, found a lonely Lentz sign on my walk back from the Wawa this evening. I’m going to grab a Sharpie and put a smiley face on it during my next late-night venture for condoms cigarettes milk.

@SanFranLefty: I’ve been proposing to him for what, three years now? Sheesh. I don’t just give it away now. I’m not Christine O’Donnell.

ADD: Just cuz I gotta

Love is free
Love me?
Say HELL YES!

@JNOV: I’ll hook you two up if it’s the last thing I do. Oh, and w/r/t your comment: “Oh, found a lonely Lentz sign on my walk back from the Wawa this evening. “ – if I had control of the Stinque twitter account, you know what it’d be…but I’m a sucker for the Wawa.

@SanFranLefty: Oh, he will be mine. Yes, he will be mine. He’s no Tia Carrere, but I’ll play through that.

@SanFranLefty: See how he gets all shy when you try to get snuggie with him. ;-)

If Promnight resurfaces, can someone PLEASE get through to him that I cannot chat on FB? Jesus. I’m going out to smoke get some fresh air.

@SanFranLefty and @FlyingChainSaw: And Foster has made it official WITH PICS! Dustin Dominiak is allergic to fur pie.

@JNOV: Hey, JNOV, everybody help me beat up this guy who is giving me a hard time at the Village Voice if you;re looking to cause some trouble.

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/10/is_this_the_guy.php

@FlyingChainSaw: My, that story went meta really fast.

@FlyingChainSaw: not sure if my comment got caught in a spam filter. give it a minute.

ADD: Nope. It’s up.

@FlyingChainSaw: Think they’ll ban us?

@JNOV: I hope so. The key question I think the press should be asking in follow up to this story is Will Christine Shave This Halloween?